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There's a joke simular to that:Yoshi1 said:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I am!
I am who?
C'mon you seriously don't know yourself?
Who can jump higher than the tall mountain?
Everybody can, because MOUNTAINS CAN'T JUMP!
-Dora the Explorer
Everybody can, because MOUNTAINS CAN'T JUMP!
-Dora the Explorer
a gardener was on his way home to his wife, but his wife said no.
i dunno y, but this joke is so bad that some1 (plus me) thinks it's funny.
sounded better in norwegian tho >.<
i dunno y, but this joke is so bad that some1 (plus me) thinks it's funny.
sounded better in norwegian tho >.<
Whats between earth and sky?
answer: and
answer: and
lololololololKing Dry Bones said:
That's a good one.This Forum is Polluted. said:
This Forum is Polluted. said:
Everyone except paraplegics, newborn babies, polio victims, people with no legs, cerebral palsy victims, and I'll just stop there
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
Found this on youtube
Fox: Knock knock
Mario: who's there?
Fox: Interrupting cow
Mario: Interrupting cow -
Fox: Moo
Fox: Knock Knock
Mario: who's there?
Fox: Interrupting sheep
Mario: Interrupting sheep -
Fox: Baaa
Fox: Knock Knock
Mario: Who's there?
Fox: Interrupting Falcon
Mario: Interrupting Falcon -
Falcon: Punch *punches Mario*
Fox: Knock knock
Mario: who's there?
Fox: Interrupting cow
Mario: Interrupting cow -
Fox: Moo
Fox: Knock Knock
Mario: who's there?
Fox: Interrupting sheep
Mario: Interrupting sheep -
Fox: Baaa
Fox: Knock Knock
Mario: Who's there?
Fox: Interrupting Falcon
Mario: Interrupting Falcon -
Falcon: Punch *punches Mario*
It's the story of a blond that goes to pizza hut. She orders a pizza and the cashiers asks:
Do I cut the pizza into 6 or 12 pieces?
The blond answer:
Into 6 pieces because I'm not really hungry.
Do I cut the pizza into 6 or 12 pieces?
The blond answer:
Into 6 pieces because I'm not really hungry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZxzJGgox_ECharmander632 said:
Once there was three children. One of them asked their mother. "Mom, why am I named Daisy?" She answered,"When you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second one asked,"Mom, why is my name Dandelion?" She said,"When you were born a dandelion fell on your head. The third child said,"BLAHDIDDY BLAHDIDDY BLAH!!!" The mom yelled,"Shut up Cinderblock!"
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Wow, I heard of that joke while I was at Koinonia. Weird new joke.
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A man walks into a bar. Ouch! What happened?
He got punched in the face by yours truly.
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A man walks into a bar. Ouch! What happened?
He got punched in the face by yours truly.
That's the only funny joke in this topic lol. Now for an oldie that I bet most of you never heard beforeComrade Krasniy said:
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Santa stops after 3 hos.
There's an American, Russian and a blonde.
Russian: We were the first to go into space.
American: So what. We were the first to land on the moon.
Blonde: So what. I'll be the first to land on the sun
Russian: You can't land on the sun. Its too hot.
Blonde: I'm not that stupid. I'll go on it at night.
(I have others...but are inappropriate)
Russian: We were the first to go into space.
American: So what. We were the first to land on the moon.
Blonde: So what. I'll be the first to land on the sun
Russian: You can't land on the sun. Its too hot.
Blonde: I'm not that stupid. I'll go on it at night.
(I have others...but are inappropriate)
Barack Obama.
Hillary Clinton.
US-Russia Nuclear Weapon Talks.
Life.
Every single sentence The Comedian says... especially the emotional ones.
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