Dick Chaney.
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That's what she said.
I heard this once on the radio.
Teacher: OK Daniel, what's the plural for ox?
Daniel: Oxen. The farmer has oxen.
Teacher: Good. Brian, what's the plural for box?
Brian: Boxen. The farmer has no boxen.
Teacher: Wrong. Daniel, what's the plural for goose?
Daniel: Geese. I saw a flock of geese.
Teacher: Good. Brian, what's the plural of moose?
Brian: MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen!
Teacher: Brian, you're an imbecile.
Brian: No. I'M AN IMBECILEN!
Teacher: OK Daniel, what's the plural for ox?
Daniel: Oxen. The farmer has oxen.
Teacher: Good. Brian, what's the plural for box?
Brian: Boxen. The farmer has no boxen.
Teacher: Wrong. Daniel, what's the plural for goose?
Daniel: Geese. I saw a flock of geese.
Teacher: Good. Brian, what's the plural of moose?
Brian: MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen!
Teacher: Brian, you're an imbecile.
Brian: No. I'M AN IMBECILEN!
Here's a good one:
What's a ruler's favorite candy?
Answer: Measure Mints!
What's a ruler's favorite candy?
Answer: Measure Mints!
Women's rights
This forum.
Who killed the Trix Rabbit?
A cereal killer.
Who liked EpicWaluigi's joke?
no one
What do you call a girl whom you don't want to say disrespectful things to?
According to Akon, a sexy b*tch. =P
Notice this moronic intention.
According to Akon, a sexy b*tch. =P
Notice this moronic intention.
I'm down with being called a sexy b*tch
Why was six afraid of seven?
CAUSE SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!
Why was six afraid of seven?
CAUSE SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!
I expected no one liked my joke. 
The American dream.
It truly is. I wonder why they even would call it a dream, it's a nightmare. We are in WAY too much debt.Professor Ratigan said:
The American dream has nothing to do with the country's financials.
George W. Bush.
Professor Ratigan said:
Cheap shot, man. That joke is way old.
A man runs out holding a mirror screaming "OH NO!! OH NO GOD PLEASE NO!!" Another man notices that this man is screaming and walks up and asks "What's wrong my good man?"
the other man shows him the mirror and asks "Who is this?"
The other man answers "Why it's me.."
"Good I thought it was me"
the other man shows him the mirror and asks "Who is this?"
The other man answers "Why it's me.."
"Good I thought it was me"
Three missionaries whose ship was broken, swim to a tropical island. As they are exploring the forest, they come across a group of pissed off Natives who tie the missionaries up and present them before their king. The king says;
"Since you have disturbed the sanctity of my island, you must be punished! I'm feeling kind today though, and will let you choose your own punishment. You can choose either death, or ooga booga."
The king asks the first missionary, who quickly replies ooga booga thinking it can't possibly be worse than death. Promptly, 10 muscular Native men take off their clothes, and have their way with him.
The second guy thinks for a minute but also chooses ooga booga, and like the first time, another 10 villagers take off their clothes and make him have it.
So it comes down to the last guy, the king asks;
"Death or ooga booga?'
The third missionary replies, "I will not stand for the humiliation and embarrassment, I choose death!"
The king replies, "Very well then. Death...by ooga booga!"
H-J: Suspecting innuendo? It's subtle, so I'll let this pass, but be wary of the innuendo.
"Since you have disturbed the sanctity of my island, you must be punished! I'm feeling kind today though, and will let you choose your own punishment. You can choose either death, or ooga booga."
The king asks the first missionary, who quickly replies ooga booga thinking it can't possibly be worse than death. Promptly, 10 muscular Native men take off their clothes, and have their way with him.
The second guy thinks for a minute but also chooses ooga booga, and like the first time, another 10 villagers take off their clothes and make him have it.
So it comes down to the last guy, the king asks;
"Death or ooga booga?'
The third missionary replies, "I will not stand for the humiliation and embarrassment, I choose death!"
The king replies, "Very well then. Death...by ooga booga!"
H-J: Suspecting innuendo? It's subtle, so I'll let this pass, but be wary of the innuendo.
There were 3 people swimming to an island 10 miles away. A guy from the 60s, a countrygirl, and Brittney Spears. The guy from the 60s got 3 miles and drowned. The countrygirl made 6 miles but got killed by sharks. Brittney got 9 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Wolf: I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!
Pig: That's what she said.
Pig: That's what she said.
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