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Mario. said:
Mr. Ages said:
The fact that Tornado Kirby thinks we're gullible enough to believe he's always been thirteen yet he claimed before that he was ten years old.
This cuz that kid gets offended by EVERYTHING :mad:

No I don't! I do not get offended with stuff, I don't act noobish, and i act Mature!
And for realz, I AM 13! Proof: 6/22/97! Duh! Everyone lies.
I LIED ABOUT MY AGE!!!!!  QUIT LYING!!! I'M SERIOUS!!!
AND I'M NOT A KID!!!! I'M A TEEN!!!!!
 
Tornado Kirby said:
Mario. said:
Mr. Ages said:
The fact that Tornado Kirby thinks we're gullible enough to believe he's always been thirteen yet he claimed before that he was ten years old.
This cuz that kid gets offended by EVERYTHING :mad:

No I don't! I do not get offended with stuff, I don't act noobish, and i act Mature!
And for realz, I AM 13! Proof: 6/22/97! Duh! Everyone lies.
I LIED ABOUT MY AGE!!!!!  QUIT LYING!!! I'M SERIOUS!!!
AND I'M NOT A KID!!!! I'M A TEEN!!!!!
OH YAY CAPS LOCK IS THAT REALLY NECESARY TO GAIN OUR ATTENTION AND NO YOU DON'T ACT LIKE 13 OR MATURE YOUR A  10-YEAR OLD NOOB
 
Tornado Kirby said:
Mario. said:
Mr. Ages said:
The fact that Tornado Kirby thinks we're gullible enough to believe he's always been thirteen yet he claimed before that he was ten years old.
This cuz that kid gets offended by EVERYTHING :mad:

No I don't! I do not get offended with stuff, I don't act noobish, and i act Mature!
And for realz, I AM 13! Proof: 6/22/97! Duh! Everyone lies.
I LIED ABOUT MY AGE!!!!!  QUIT LYING!!! I'M SERIOUS!!!
AND I'M NOT A KID!!!! I'M A TEEN!!!!!

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts

Beer nuts are $1.50, and deer nuts are under a buck.

Did you know that after retiring from being a nanny, Mary Poppins moved to Beverly Hills and became a fortune teller
  She tells your fortune not by looking at the lines on your hand, but by smelling your breath.

They call her the "Super-california-mystic-expert-at-halitosis"

Food for thought...
Why does lemon juice have artificial flavoring, yet cleaning fluid is made with real lemons
 
Aegis said:
Sushi Boy said:

lolthis
Don't make fun of my favorite clock from Diddy Kong Racing. :mad:

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