That's clever.D51g said:
Jokes
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Nice...D51g said:
One day, a lady was in the shower and heard the doorbell ring. The man said "It's the blind man!" The lady didn't bother putting a towel on since the man was blind. She opened the door and the man was shocked. She then remembered she needed "blinds" in her house.
There are 4 hardcore gamers playing Brawl. They are all quite obsessed with the tier, and follow it strictly, apart from one, who we'll call Kevin. The others are called Bob, Joe and Ned. So, Bob picks Snake, Joe picks Meta Knight, Ned picks Falco and Kevin picks Ike. Bob asks why he picked a mid-tier like Ike.
Kevin replies "Because I like Ike."
Kevin replies "Because I like Ike."
your face is so ugly, when your mum dropped you off, she got a ticket for littering.
Yoshi1 said:
Did you hear the joke about the garbage truck?
No.
Better not tell you, it's a load of rubbish.
8socc3r said:Yoshi1 said:
Did you hear the joke about the garbage truck?
No.
Better not tell you, it's a load of rubbish.
Person 1: Wanna hear a construction joke?
Person 2: OK!
Person 1: I'm still working on it though....
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Cook
Cook Who?
Cook me a damn sandwich right now, b****. >:/
...That was incredibly cheesy. =P
.............................................And so was that pun.
Who's there?
Cook
Cook Who?
Cook me a damn sandwich right now, b****. >:/
...That was incredibly cheesy. =P
.............................................And so was that pun.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Me, I keel you.
Who's there?
Me, I keel you.
Wanna know a joke?
Yeah!
Our State Government.
I have a picture of water on Mars! Wanna see it?
Yeah!
Our State Government.
I have a picture of water on Mars! Wanna see it?
Oh ho ho...I forgot to laugh.Lightning Link said:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The boy who can't reach the doorbell.
(Also, Reply 68 is a duplicate of Reply 12.)
Who's there?
The boy who can't reach the doorbell.
(Also, Reply 68 is a duplicate of Reply 12.)
1:Knock, knock
2:Who's there?
1:Igottap
2:Igottap who?
1:*facepalm*
2:Who's there?
1:Igottap
2:Igottap who?
1:*facepalm*
Why did the man in space get arrested?
Because he broke the laws of gravity!
Because he broke the laws of gravity!
What did the bees at the forum called the newcomers?
NEWBEES!
:-D
NEWBEES!
:-D
What is two plus two?
Four. lololololololol
I bet he actually finds this joke really funny and not corny too.Charizard said:
This is not even a joke. :Ether said:
lol agreed. Isn't that a children's joke? =Pcookieboy17 said:
What did the robot say to the centipede?
Stop being a centipede! It's funny because the robot ain't got no arms.
Stop being a centipede! It's funny because the robot ain't got no arms.
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