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Sorry.MattC13 said:Wolf said:
k we'll see how long this lasts. :/Wolf said:Sorry.MattC13 said:Wolf said:
We'll see how long what lasts? =PMattC13 said:k we'll see how long this lasts. :/Wolf said:Sorry.MattC13 said:Wolf said:
Wolf said:We'll see how long what lasts? =PMattC13 said:k we'll see how long this lasts. :/Wolf said:Sorry.MattC13 said:Wolf said:
Yr erection- I mean, election.
Ehh, wut? =P
There is nothing happening, I'm not getting removed. =P
There is nothing happening, I'm not getting removed. =P
Ether said:Wolf said:We'll see how long what lasts? =PMattC13 said:k we'll see how long this lasts. :/Wolf said:Sorry.MattC13 said:Wolf said:
Yr erection-
Joke: Women's Rights
There's a ____, a ____, and a ____. (Censored to not be racist.)
They are all sentenced to death by shooting.
The first ____ is put up to execution first. Just before they shoot, the ____ yells "Avalanche!". The gunmen get distracted and the ____ escapes.
The second ____ thinks about doing the same, and just before they fire, he yells, "Flood!" and the gunmen get distracted and the ____ escapes.
The ____ has observed this closely. And just before the gunmen shoot, he yells "Fire!"
They are all sentenced to death by shooting.
The first ____ is put up to execution first. Just before they shoot, the ____ yells "Avalanche!". The gunmen get distracted and the ____ escapes.
The second ____ thinks about doing the same, and just before they fire, he yells, "Flood!" and the gunmen get distracted and the ____ escapes.
The ____ has observed this closely. And just before the gunmen shoot, he yells "Fire!"
two men walk into a bar, you'd think one of them would have seen it.
D51g said:
It took me 2 minutes to Understand this joke =PD51g said:
It took me about 4 seconds and I was half awake.Pumpkin said:
*victory*
The New York State government.
Please stop with the one word jokes...Ether said:
Pumpkin said:
You mean five word joke. :U Besides, I haven't posted any in a month and a half, so I don't know what's the big deal. And besides, you can deride something as a joke anyway, so...
Not that Ether, it's cuz of this. As Cook said, this topic is for actual jokes, not just one word/thing or whatever.cookieboy17 said:
I got home and the phone was ringing. I picked it up and said 'whose speaking?' and a voice said 'you are.'
thats just corny dudeD51g said:
cookieboy17 said:thats just corny dudeD51g said:
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