Jinx's Top 32 Mario Kart 7 Tracks

[MQJinx]

While the Top Ten MKW Tracks are being revealed, why not cover every single MK7 track and how I rank them?

32. Maka Wuhu​

If you ever see someone glitch on this track, then you will know how much I hate it.

 

[Yoshiman222]

If you ever see someone glitch on this track, then you will know how much I hate it.

At the time, that glitch made this the worst course ever.

Now, it's still a terrible course, even if they did fix it for online. (I'd rate all single-lap course on the bottom of every list )

 

[MQJinx]

31. Wuhu Loop​

The other glitchy Wuhu track, not as horrible as Maka Wuhu but it's still atrocious.

 

[MQJinx]

30. GBA Bowser Castle 1​

The first and the worst retro track on this list. Lack of the need to drift AND a glitch? Get out of here.

 

[Vipsoccermaster]

The only good thing for that course is the shortness.

 

[MQJinx]

29. N64 Kalimari Desert​

This track, while great in the original, is an abomination here. There is no need to drift, and Red Monster wheels, Stars, and Mushrooms determine who wins there rather than total skill. Definitely the worst N64 track.

 

[Yoshiman222]

Red Monster wheels, Stars, and Mushrooms determine who wins there rather than total skill.

Red Monster Wheels, yeah! That's why I'm always going on this course!

But truly, this track is a huge downgrade from the N64 one. Can't enter the tunnel, can skip over the train... just... wow...
Makes the train really do feel worthless here.

...music's the same, at least...

 

[MQJinx]

28. N64 Luigi Raceway​

This track is flat-out terrible. No need to drift and this course helps the baggers out.

 

[Toadette]

Awww, I like Luigi Raceway. The music is good (especially with the First Place beat), and has a lot of grassy area useful for Off-roaders.

 

[MQJinx]

27. Daisy Hills​

The worst no-glitch new track. There is no need to drift but at least Red Monsters can't help other than the alternate route.

 

[MQJinx]

26. DS DK Pass​

The worst DS track, with very few drift spots and several Red Monster shortcuts.

 

[MQJinx]

25. Shy Guy Bazaar​

Another bad Mushroom Cup track. This track has very few drift areas and lots of Red Monster shortcuts.

 

[Toadette]

I think if some characters kept their MKW Stats in this game, and Toadette was in the game, she'd be extremely OP with her Godly off-road...

 

[MQJinx]

24. Rock Rock Mountain​

The worst Flower Cup no-glitch track. No need to drift, but at least Red Monsters aren't as useful.

 

[Toadette]

The mountainside is a huge magnet for Tanooki Tail Spammers. Then you can get hit by a boulder and be sent WAY back.

 

[Yoshiman222]

Wow, you've listed a lot of shortcuts there without giving any details on where they are.
I want to know where they are!

...and Rock Rock Mountain is WAY too low on that list!
It should be #2 or something around there.

 

[MQJinx]

23. Cheep Cheep Lagoon​

The worst underwater track. This track is so bland and there is no need to drift, but at least Red Monsters aren't as useful.

 

[Yoshiman222]

...aaaannnnddd I'm still good at this track.

 

[deadlyximpulse]

Red Monsters

Okay, what are red monsters?

 

[saxprodigee]

Red Monsters

Okay, what are red monsters?

The wheels... wow.