5 Word Story Mario Party Edition

[caleb333]

ate itself because it virginated

 

[Ether]

non-pasteurized milkshakes in its icing, with

 

[caleb333]

Epona, who was Ganon's Grappling

 

[Ether]

Hook, not related to that

 

[caleb333]

Cuz its better than Hookshot

 

[Ether]

or alley oop. Basketball is

 

[caleb333]

a dangerous sport where 2

 

[Ether]

baguettes duel it out on

 

[caleb333]

Modern Warfare 2 because it

 

[Ether]

it's fun, and that's dangerous!

 

[MarioPartyMan]

Therefore, Mario had to find

 

[Ether]

Charizard632 to make Modern Warfare

 

[SpiderStaryu]

against Caleb, who is very

 

[Ether]

lenient on adult content, compared

 

[SUPER WAHA]

to Mario and Charizard and

 

[SpiderStaryu]

WAHA, who is very gay,

 

[Ether]

with an oversized Fred poster

 

[SpiderStaryu]

decides he loves Fred and

 

[Ether]

The Annoying Orange, plus iCarly

 

[SpiderStaryu]

And wants to marry all