5 Word Story Mario Party Edition

[Marioguy]

I think we had a topic similar to this by one word story or something but I couldn't find it in the search feature.

Anyways basically each post will have five words on a story and they continue it in the next post. I'm putting the story Mario Party related since this forum is about Mario Party.



One day, Mario landed on

 

[Maria]

A blue Space and got

 

[Ecks Dee]

a bunch of f*ckin' cash

 

[Maria]

And then Luigi landed on

 

[CaptainShyguy]

the lava and died there

 

[Maria]

and then A star bought

 

[Ecks Dee]

a Soft Machine album that

 

[Maria]

brings Luigi back to life

 

[Ecks Dee]

with the sound of jazz

 

[Maria]

and Mario Party music and

 

[Ecks Dee]

(...Soft Machine isn't a Mario-based band, ya idiot! =P)

sexual fetishes with tijuana bibles

 

[Maria]

(I Know that =P)
Then Peach landed on a

 

[Ecks Dee]

bunch of spikes in the ground

 

[Maria]

From a Green Space and

 

[Marioguy]

lost all of her coins

 

[Ecks Dee]

and her blood. Then, Mario

 

[Maria]

used a star to heal

 

[Ecks Dee]

to heal his mutilated wrists

 

[Maria]

and heal Peach and then

 

[Ecks Dee]

killed her again because Maria