Have you ever skipped class/school?

Dark Boo said:
Slavsya Otechestvo said:
One time I accidentally skipped third period because I fell asleep in the bathroom while taking a poop

For real...? Am I the only one confused...? Musta been relaxing wasn't it...? I heard of people falling asleep on a toilet but right other students came inside the bathroom!?
No you see I had to take a poop, I went to the bathroom after second period ended, started taking a poop and fell asleep for like 30 minutes, I was like "oh, shit"
 
"Oh, Shit!" is right!

I never skipped class, just school. I skipped school for the day once because my Jazz teacher wanted us to play during all the school lunches, and I was all "Fuck that" cause nobody wants to hear that and also because I didn't want to sit up there all awkward like, haha.

I skipped school a second time for Senior Skip Day (which everybody knows we were gonna do anyway) so teachers just handed out extra credit and showed movies and shit for those that did show up. Of course there was warning like, "If you don't attend school this day then yadda yadda yadda" I don't really remember what it was, just that nobody did anyway cause it wasn't justified :p
 
Slavsya Otechestvo said:
One time I accidentally skipped third period because I fell asleep in the bathroom while taking a poop
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In high school it was way too hard to skip class. They had the JROTC instructors keeping an eye on the parking lot all day (riding around in golf carts) and if you didn't go to class & didn't bring a note the next day, you got an unverified absence which meant you couldn't exempt exams or anything. So when I didn't want to go to class I'd just fake sick so my mom would write me a note.

Now that I'm in college I skip all the time though.
 
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