Tell us your best yo momma jokes here!
Yo Momma so ugly, that when she had you, the docters slapped her!
Yo Momma so ugly, that when she had you, the docters slapped her!
Yo Momma Jokes
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Yo Mamma's so fat, she did a body slam on ALL newborn babies!
Yo mama's so fat, she makes a hippo look anorexic.
Yo Momma so fat, that she fell into the Grand Canyon and got STUCK.
Yo momma's so fat, she died of morbid obesity. srsly :|
Yo momma so stupid, that she gave away her 100 dollar bill for 2 pennies!
Yo momma's so stupid, she still believes Charizard should still have a chance to make an intelligent post.
Yo Momma so stupid, that she thinks Nermal never post pumps!
Yo Momma so stupid, she thinks that you should never be a G-Mod in the 1st place!
Thanks for the compliment. ;DNermal said:
Was that supposed to be a diss at Wolf?Nermal said:
And yo mamma's so dumb...
that spoiler contains everything you need to know about her.
cookieboy17 said:
YOU DISSING ME?
YO MOMMA'S SO FRUSTRATED, SHE SHOULD BAN YOU FOR THE COMPUTER FOR 8 MONTHS, NO COOKIES FOR 5 YEARS, AND NO MORE VIDEO GAMES FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!! NOTHING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!
This topic is a pathetic failure.
Yo Momma so dumb, she allowed you on the computer. (This was at Nermal =P)
@Cook: Why? =P
@Cook: Why? =P
Wolf said:
YO MOMMA'S SO UGLY, SHE SCARED YOUR ASS OF THE DAMN COMPUTER AND MADE YOU MOVE TO A FAR AWAY PLACE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU'RE AT!
This, and this seems to be more of a forum game than a discussion... It's the the same beginning statement with various jokes. You're not really putting much discussion in this topic.cookieboy17 said:
Cause these jokes are lame as hell.Wolf said:
Besides yo mamma jokes are so old, no one really says them anymore. They were hot like...5 years ago or so but not now. And vip doesn't know what a yo mamma joke is apparently
Yo momma's so stupid, she threatened someone's life like it was just another day at work for her. :U
You don't even know what "Yo Momma" is, so idk why you're saying anything. XD Me and Ether are just having a little fun, anyway can join in, it just SEEMS stupid since Nermal is posting lame jokes.Vipsoccermaster said:
I'm trying to post some good jokes!
Yo momma's so gay, she fell in love with another betch! and had sex!
Yo momma's so gay, she fell in love with another betch! and had sex!
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