It was the end of a boring day at VBS (which lasts from nine AM to twelve PM), and something bad happened: my pastor failed.
He asked the kids, "Who was the guy who wanted to captured Moses and Miriam?", and I said, "Isn't it Ramses II?" He ignored me. He told the kids, "It begins with a f!" F? I don't know anyone from the book of Exodus whose name begins with a f. A kid answered, "Pharoah?" He said, "Yes! Pharoah!"
First off, who would name their kid an occupation? That's the same as if they named their child Banker or President. That's also the same as calling them Spikehead or Pixel... like, what the heck?
Second off, the "pharoah" is named Ramses II.
And third off, "pharoah" doesn't begin with a f. Seriously, does he think kids are stupid enough to spell "pharoah" like "faroah"?
In the end, my pastor fails three ways.
He asked the kids, "Who was the guy who wanted to captured Moses and Miriam?", and I said, "Isn't it Ramses II?" He ignored me. He told the kids, "It begins with a f!" F? I don't know anyone from the book of Exodus whose name begins with a f. A kid answered, "Pharoah?" He said, "Yes! Pharoah!"
First off, who would name their kid an occupation? That's the same as if they named their child Banker or President. That's also the same as calling them Spikehead or Pixel... like, what the heck?
Second off, the "pharoah" is named Ramses II.
And third off, "pharoah" doesn't begin with a f. Seriously, does he think kids are stupid enough to spell "pharoah" like "faroah"?
In the end, my pastor fails three ways.
