In honor of Tovarisch...
Anyways, it was probably 1 month ago. O0
Anyways, it was probably 1 month ago. O0
What was the biggest dump you ever took?
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Last night or today, both were close.
I didn't shit all day today and yesterday, and I ate a lot.
Both left the water and touched my cheek. :3
I didn't shit all day today and yesterday, and I ate a lot.
Both left the water and touched my cheek. :3
I don't keep track of my shits so I'm not sure.
I took a titanic dump last year, I was playing street basketball with my friends when I felt my stomach churning. I thought I could hold it in, but the feces were coming on fast and strong, I had to rush to the nearest bathroom, which was located in a library. I rushed in and quickly ran to the bathroom as quickly as I could, I was two seconds away from dropping a nuke in my pants. The toilet almost blew up and my stomach hurt like hell. That was a mammoth crap that I took, it nearly dripped from the sides of the bowl. Not surprisingly, the shit clogged the toilet so I ran away as fast as I could before I got into any more trouble...
Did you seriously retype that whole story or did you copy and paste it? Cause the fact that you said titanic dump on both forums is ridiculous 
Thiscookieboy17 said:
People on this forum aren't normal
This as well. I'm normal, just a little time spending a bit of time with them.yoshi15 said:Thiscookieboy17 said:
People on this forum aren't normal
I had a dream once that I did the same as the last part of Tova's. Otherwise, no idea.
/socializingwithdifferentpeople
/socializingwithdifferentpeople
There is no such thing as a normal person. =Pyoshi15 said:Thiscookieboy17 said:
People on this forum aren't normal
As Cook said, I don't keep track. About a few weeks ago I had the runs and had to use the restroom like 9 times because I drank about a gallon of expired milk that day. It tasted fine to me. Now, I check the exp. date so I don't die. =P
Ugh, food poisoning sucks too.
This is why I don't eat Taco Bell.
This is why I don't eat Taco Bell.
Yeah. I got advice from my Spanish teacher not to go there because their food gives you the runs. I hope that never happens again.Snowy The Czar said:Ugh, food poisoning sucks too.
This is why I don't eat Taco Bell.
I retyped it, I was really proud of myself after everything I went throughcookieboy17 said:Did you seriously retype that whole story or did you copy and paste it? Cause the fact that you said titanic dump on both forums is ridiculous
I'm going to say the same as CB.
Every day is like dropping bombs on Pearl Harbor, right in the comfort of my own bathroom.
One upon a time, I rushed to the bathroom and sat on the toilet. After some "pushing" I started to feel it come out. My butt started to ache as I released a massive heap of poop that filled the entire hole of the toilet. It was the closet thing I'll ever get to giving birth.
Squidphunk said:
Your ass is filled with radiation?!?!?!
http://www.mariopartylegacy.com/forum/index.php?topic=3943.msg65244#msg65244
There's already a topic. Look Tova, see how much people missed you.
There's already a topic. Look Tova, see how much people missed you.
I forgot about that actually.
But who cares? This one at least made it to 2 pages.
But who cares? This one at least made it to 2 pages.
The fact that there's 2 topics about this is bad enough
IM JUST PREACHING TOVA'S BRILLIANCE.