Three Wishes

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Ok, so you walk along a beach and then you find a dusty lamp. You rub off the dust, and a genie comes out. The genie says "Yo thx for rescuing me dawg, as a reward, I will give you three wishes. But, you cannot wish for anybody to fall in love with you, you cannot hurt anybody, and you CANNOT wish for more wishes. God, I hate when people fucking do that!"

What would your three wishes be?

1. I wish there was World Peace
2. I wish I had a time control remote that could control the universe
3. I wish I had a video camera so I could record videos of me
 
Espeon said:
I wish for infinite wish genie lamps
/loophole

I remember viewing the commentary for the making of Aladdin and they popped this joke out. You used it A HELL of alot better though. :p

Anyways...

Yuri
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and more Yuri
 
Because I'm not a total A$$hole to magical genies who could get pissed off and kill me :p

1. To be able to use alchemy like in FMA. I could literally, or physically make a lot of money.
2. Be able to create any video game just by thinking of it.
3. To be rid of my birth defects. People would quit treating me like a freak if it were gone.

And stop quoting Espeon damn it :p
 
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