This happened today while playing TF2 on a Valve CTF server. My name in chat is "Mondegreen".
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Lose Yourself : dat crit lol
Lose Yourself : I like your pyro aces
*DEAD* AcesSpycrab : I was dead anyway
AcesSpycrab : XD
*DEAD*(TEAM) Party Spock : can you guys do something?
*DEAD*(TEAM) Mondegreen : no
*DEAD* Lose Yourself : gg
*DEAD* Mondegreen : We have a lot of snipey snipes.
Lose Yourself : instead of snoipa, get engina
*DEAD* Mondegreen : i'm going to build a sentry
Lose Yourself : Oh god, a demo came behind me ;-;
Mondegreen : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pops the Weasel : it's just you spock. i'm running fine
Mondegreen : i built a sentry
Lose Yourself : has anyone stuck their penis inside a sentry's barrel
Mondegreen : i also built a dispenser
Mondegreen : i just started playing this game
Mondegreen : someone told me all the pros play on this map
Lose Yourself : no, all the pros play on swtor
Pops the Weasel : well, i just got a new pentium 4 computer today. beat that!
El_Señor_Pooteone : Mondegreen , The description of your Mercenary Badge isnt True
Mondegreen : what's a mercanary badge
Lose Yourself : I had a bmoc, a bills and all father, I then sold them and I have no more hats
Lose Yourself : also, NEVER buy a bmoc during smissmass
Mondegreen : what is swotr
Pops the Weasel : yep, pentium 4 with hyper threading 3.8GHz with 2GB of DDR2 and a radeon 3650
*DEAD* Party Spock : well i have a toaster
*DEAD* Mondegreen : how much ram to you have
*DEAD* Lose Yourself : swtor is star wars of the old republic
*DEAD* Mondegreen : people play that?
Pops the Weasel : and the best part is, the 3650 is on pci-e 2.0 not agp
Lose Yourself : why do people say 2fort is the worst map
Mondegreen : party spock is a weeaboo
Pops the Weasel : it's not
Mondegreen : he probably has no friends
Mondegreen : i'm building a sentry
Lose Yourself : would you F*** Miley Cyrus or play CoD
Mondegreen : how long would you have to play call of duty for
*DEAD* Lose Yourself : 5 days
*DEAD* Mondegreen : non stop?
Pops the Weasel : straight?
El_Señor_Pooteone : F*** miley
*DEAD* Lose Yourself : with 5 year olds
*DEAD* Mondegreen : i
Mondegreen : i'd pick miley cyrus
Mondegreen : sexual intercourse sounds more fun
Mondegreen : also std's
Lose Yourself : and its vma miley
Pops the Weasel : i'd pick option c
Mondegreen : option c is listening to pops thw weasel talk about his computer for 5 days straight.
*DEAD* Pops the Weasel : i'd figure option c was just killing yourself
Lose Yourself : ok, would you F*** Justin Bieber or play CoD with 5 year olds for 1 year
*DEAD* bahhhh : bieber definitely
Pops the Weasel : bieber
Mondegreen : play call of duty
Lose Yourself : I'd pick CoD
a cup of potatoe salad : cod
El_Señor_Pooteone : CoD
Lose Yourself : would you jerk off to Sandy from Spongebob or read Smosh Fan fics
Lose Yourself : and the fan fics are gay
zackman288 : smosh
Lose Yourself : would you play tf2 with Bronies and Shrek Lovers or play Gmod with 6 year olds that rage all the time
Mondegreen : tf2 with bronies
*DEAD* Mondegreen : you can make fun of them
*DEAD* a cup of potatoe salad : gmod
*DEAD* Pops the Weasel : lol
At this point the map changes.
[PN] Super Flying Guy : selling hats and stnrages
Lose Yourself : would you have a golden frying pan and listien to baby forever or F*** a scouts corpse for 20 years
Mondegreen : i just got this game for father's day
[PN] Super Flying Guy : vool
El_Señor_Pooteone : its good to see Adults in the TF2 Community
*DEAD* Mondegreen : vool
Pops the Weasel : 26 here, 27 next week
Lose Yourself : I'm 13 ;-;
Boonswoggle777 : that makes sense
Boonswoggle777 : bc of all the dumb edgy would u rathers u made
*DEAD* Lose Yourself : I was making conversation
Mondegreen : At least he can spell words properly.
Lose Yourself : And I would never play CoD, its too F***ing terrible
Mondegreen : there are worse things than call of duty
Pops the Weasel : but if you never try it, how do you know it's terrible?
Lose Yourself : I have played it before I realised its the same F***ing game
Mondegreen : compared to what
Lose Yourself : CoD is terrible compared to Justin Bieber singing Baby
Lose Yourself : and Lil Wayne
*DEAD* Mondegreen : 13: confirmed
Pops the Weasel : when i first heard that song on the radio, i thought he was a black woman.
Pops the Weasel : baby i mean
Lose Yourself : I kinda thought Justin Bieber was singing that Rhinna stripper song
Mondegreen : justin bieber hasn't been relevant in like a year
Lose Yourself : and even though he would be deported, he'll still make music
*DEAD* Mondegreen : you people have to find other pop artists to hate
*DEAD* Mondegreen : i don't know who's new
Lose Yourself : and 75% of the girls in the U.S. would move to Canada
Pops the Weasel : i don't even hate bieber. i don't like him, but hate is a strong word
El_Señor_Pooteone : 1D is still Hateable
Mondegreen : what are you talking about
Mondegreen : is 1D relevant anymore?
Lose Yourself : 1D is pretty good, I got nothing with em
Lose Yourself : I like Eminem more though
Adolf_Critler : lose yourself haha
Lose Yourself : ya
Mondegreen : usually if something is popular on twitter, people begin to hate it.
Mondegreen : like five seconds of summer
KoolDude1337 : like flappy bird
Pops the Weasel : usually, if something is popular period they hate it.
KoolDude1337 : hate it in anger
Mondegreen : or the jabronies or whatever they were called
Mondegreen : janoskis
Lose Yourself : Rap would be good if rappers didn't talk about F***ing hoes and smoking weed all damn time
KoolDude1337 : lol
El_Señor_Pooteone : Wolrd War 2: Episode 1 and 2 will be World vs Bronies
Lose Yourself : Half Life: Episode 3 is coming out never
KoolDude1337 : What is Half Life: Episode 3? I Have heard of Half Life 3.
Adolf_Critler : popular steam games
*DEAD* Mondegreen : hl3 will be out when the half life 3 jokes end.
KoolDude1337 : sure... lol
Mondegreen : it's like space elevators
Lose Yourself : I bet Valve has a plan that will tie hl3, p3 and possibly tf3 together
KoolDude1337 : space elevators? lol
Mondegreen : "There will be spaces elevators 50 years after everyone stops laughing"
KoolDude1337 : portal had a conclusion lose
Lose Yourself : oh yeah
Mondegreen : "Half Life 3 will be out 50 years after everyone stops the jokes."
Lose Yourself : Well Portal and Hl are actually in the same universe
*DEAD* KoolDude1337 : yeah
Mondegreen : gmod and counter strike are in the same universe.
KoolDude1337 : no they arent
Mondegreen : yes they are
Lose Yourself : TTT is in the same universe
a cup of potatoe salad : wtf is a demo doing using the pain train on ctf?
El_Señor_Pooteone : |
Mondegreen : grand theft auto and ricochet are in the same universe.
KoolDude1337 : lol ok
Mondegreen : super mario and zelda are in the same universe
Mondegreen : pacman and call of duty: ghosts are in the same universe
Lose Yourself : Mario is a commie
KoolDude1337 : ?
KoolDude1337 : lol pacman and cod? ur joking
El_Señor_Pooteone : me and you are in the same universe
*DEAD* Mondegreen : tetris and battlefield are in the same universe.
*DEAD*(TEAM) Adolf_Critler : spy in base
*DEAD* Mondegreen : bejeweled and solitare are in the same universe.
KoolDude1337 : yo mama and me are in the same universe ;3
*DEAD* Adolf_Critler : anyone wanna trade?
Lose Yourself : CoD and Justin Bieber have something in common, they are both terrible
KoolDude1337 : lol yep
Lose Yourself : And in 3014, CoD will never have a good game
Mondegreen : 3014
Pops the Weasel : by 3014 the earth will be just like mars.
KoolDude1337 : yep
Mondegreen : the first modern warfare is supposed to be a pretty good game actually.
Pops the Weasel : lifeless and dried up
Deep-sea squid : nope
a cup of potatoe salad : well said
Deep-sea squid : lies
Deep-sea squid : the sun will not imblode for thousandS of years dumbass
Mondegreen : imblode
Lose Yourself : Seriously, F*** GUGNASN
KoolDude1337 : implode*
Mondegreen : thousands of years
Pops the Weasel : and the only reason that's true is because the world is full of zealots who believe in magical men in the heavens
Mondegreen : my sides
Lose Yourself : F*** Jar Jar
Pops the Weasel : rather then science and progress
Deep-sea squid : im an athiest
*DEAD* Mondegreen : holy F*** i should be coping all this s*** down
*DEAD* Mondegreen : this is hilarous
Lose Yourself : I'm not a Athiest but everyone is so F***ing worried about heaven and hell
Mondegreen : you guys are amazing
KoolDude1337 : ty
Deep-sea squid : dumbasses
Pops the Weasel : athiest here
Deep-sea squid : xD
Deep-sea squid : just scared of the truth
Mondegreen : The guy who said that the "Sun will not imblode for thousands of years" just called someone else a dumbass.
Lose Yourself : its scientificly true
Deep-sea squid : the sun is a star
Lose Yourself : My teacher said light years are years, I told him hes a dumbass
Deep-sea squid : it will grow and then explode/implode (what ever you think)
KoolDude1337 : lol
*DEAD* Mondegreen : light years are years?
*DEAD* Pops the Weasel : light years is distance
Deep-sea squid : but earth would be fire and lava FAR before that
El_Señor_Pooteone : w
Mondegreen : "thousands of years"
Mondegreen : try millions, bud.
Lose Yourself : you gotta think about it, we have to colonize because the Earth isn't big enough to supply 40 billion Humans
KoolDude1337 : yeah it could probably supply maybe 4 billion
KoolDude1337 : idk
KoolDude1337 : lol
Mondegreen : 40 billions
Lose Yourself : but there are 7 billion people on earth
Mondegreen : what the hell are you guys talking about?
Deep-sea squid : no, id say about 8
KoolDude1337 : you
Nuclear patato : 7.5billion
Lose Yourself : colonizion of exo planets
Mondegreen : This went from Call of Duty to the sun "imbloding"
KoolDude1337 : imploding*
Lose Yourself : Also, if there are Gungans in outer space, Ima hunt them down
El_Señor_Pooteone : Mondegreen is right
Pops the Weasel : it's called, "intellectual discussion." people should do it more often instead of just talking about the weather
Mondegreen : This is anything but intellectual.
Deep-sea squid : lol
Lose Yourself : who knows Jar Jar
KoolDude1337 : you
*DEAD* Pops the Weasel : it's still better then talking about nothing.
Mondegreen : i'd rather talk about call of duty
Pops the Weasel : and believe me, cod is nothing
Pops the Weasel : i know you would, cause you don't like learning new things
Lose Yourself : if there is sentient life out in space, we have to put them to extinction
Deep-sea squid : why?
Lose Yourself : because, if we don't, they will
Deep-sea squid : oh yea
Mondegreen : they will what
Deep-sea squid : i forgot everyone wants to kill eachpther
Deep-sea squid : eachother*
Mondegreen : Does anyone else notice that a cup of potatoe salad has 140 points
Lose Yourself : Homo Sapians beat the Neanderthals
KoolDude1337 : good job potatoe
pixelatedpancake : great, we have potatoe salad...-_-
Mondegreen : over 100 more than the next highest person?
Lose Yourself : ya
KoolDude1337 : i just heard engies say telesentry coming up lol
Lose Yourself : if there is sentient life out in space, we gotta kill them all
KoolDude1337 : i swear....
*DEAD* Mondegreen : or else they'll make us play call of duty!!!!
Mondegreen : did the walrus guy leave
El_Señor_Pooteone : w
KoolDude1337 : lol idk
*DEAD* Mondegreen : nice shot
Server cvar 'nextlevel' changed to ctf_2fort
Mondegreen : i've copied down this wonderful chat
KoolDude1337 : LOLk
the "i got this game for fathers day" thing was something a popular tf2 player has said in a few videos. i thought someone would catch on but no one did
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Lose Yourself : dat crit lol
Lose Yourself : I like your pyro aces
*DEAD* AcesSpycrab : I was dead anyway
AcesSpycrab : XD
*DEAD*(TEAM) Party Spock : can you guys do something?
*DEAD*(TEAM) Mondegreen : no
*DEAD* Lose Yourself : gg
*DEAD* Mondegreen : We have a lot of snipey snipes.
Lose Yourself : instead of snoipa, get engina
*DEAD* Mondegreen : i'm going to build a sentry
Lose Yourself : Oh god, a demo came behind me ;-;
Mondegreen : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pops the Weasel : it's just you spock. i'm running fine
Mondegreen : i built a sentry
Lose Yourself : has anyone stuck their penis inside a sentry's barrel
Mondegreen : i also built a dispenser
Mondegreen : i just started playing this game
Mondegreen : someone told me all the pros play on this map
Lose Yourself : no, all the pros play on swtor
Pops the Weasel : well, i just got a new pentium 4 computer today. beat that!
El_Señor_Pooteone : Mondegreen , The description of your Mercenary Badge isnt True
Mondegreen : what's a mercanary badge
Lose Yourself : I had a bmoc, a bills and all father, I then sold them and I have no more hats
Lose Yourself : also, NEVER buy a bmoc during smissmass
Mondegreen : what is swotr
Pops the Weasel : yep, pentium 4 with hyper threading 3.8GHz with 2GB of DDR2 and a radeon 3650
*DEAD* Party Spock : well i have a toaster
*DEAD* Mondegreen : how much ram to you have
*DEAD* Lose Yourself : swtor is star wars of the old republic
*DEAD* Mondegreen : people play that?
Pops the Weasel : and the best part is, the 3650 is on pci-e 2.0 not agp
Lose Yourself : why do people say 2fort is the worst map
Mondegreen : party spock is a weeaboo
Pops the Weasel : it's not
Mondegreen : he probably has no friends
Mondegreen : i'm building a sentry
Lose Yourself : would you F*** Miley Cyrus or play CoD
Mondegreen : how long would you have to play call of duty for
*DEAD* Lose Yourself : 5 days
*DEAD* Mondegreen : non stop?
Pops the Weasel : straight?
El_Señor_Pooteone : F*** miley
*DEAD* Lose Yourself : with 5 year olds
*DEAD* Mondegreen : i
Mondegreen : i'd pick miley cyrus
Mondegreen : sexual intercourse sounds more fun
Mondegreen : also std's
Lose Yourself : and its vma miley
Pops the Weasel : i'd pick option c
Mondegreen : option c is listening to pops thw weasel talk about his computer for 5 days straight.
*DEAD* Pops the Weasel : i'd figure option c was just killing yourself
Lose Yourself : ok, would you F*** Justin Bieber or play CoD with 5 year olds for 1 year
*DEAD* bahhhh : bieber definitely
Pops the Weasel : bieber
Mondegreen : play call of duty
Lose Yourself : I'd pick CoD
a cup of potatoe salad : cod
El_Señor_Pooteone : CoD
Lose Yourself : would you jerk off to Sandy from Spongebob or read Smosh Fan fics
Lose Yourself : and the fan fics are gay
zackman288 : smosh
Lose Yourself : would you play tf2 with Bronies and Shrek Lovers or play Gmod with 6 year olds that rage all the time
Mondegreen : tf2 with bronies
*DEAD* Mondegreen : you can make fun of them
*DEAD* a cup of potatoe salad : gmod
*DEAD* Pops the Weasel : lol
At this point the map changes.
[PN] Super Flying Guy : selling hats and stnrages
Lose Yourself : would you have a golden frying pan and listien to baby forever or F*** a scouts corpse for 20 years
Mondegreen : i just got this game for father's day
[PN] Super Flying Guy : vool
El_Señor_Pooteone : its good to see Adults in the TF2 Community
*DEAD* Mondegreen : vool
Pops the Weasel : 26 here, 27 next week
Lose Yourself : I'm 13 ;-;
Boonswoggle777 : that makes sense
Boonswoggle777 : bc of all the dumb edgy would u rathers u made
*DEAD* Lose Yourself : I was making conversation
Mondegreen : At least he can spell words properly.
Lose Yourself : And I would never play CoD, its too F***ing terrible
Mondegreen : there are worse things than call of duty
Pops the Weasel : but if you never try it, how do you know it's terrible?
Lose Yourself : I have played it before I realised its the same F***ing game
Mondegreen : compared to what
Lose Yourself : CoD is terrible compared to Justin Bieber singing Baby
Lose Yourself : and Lil Wayne
*DEAD* Mondegreen : 13: confirmed
Pops the Weasel : when i first heard that song on the radio, i thought he was a black woman.
Pops the Weasel : baby i mean
Lose Yourself : I kinda thought Justin Bieber was singing that Rhinna stripper song
Mondegreen : justin bieber hasn't been relevant in like a year
Lose Yourself : and even though he would be deported, he'll still make music
*DEAD* Mondegreen : you people have to find other pop artists to hate
*DEAD* Mondegreen : i don't know who's new
Lose Yourself : and 75% of the girls in the U.S. would move to Canada
Pops the Weasel : i don't even hate bieber. i don't like him, but hate is a strong word
El_Señor_Pooteone : 1D is still Hateable
Mondegreen : what are you talking about
Mondegreen : is 1D relevant anymore?
Lose Yourself : 1D is pretty good, I got nothing with em
Lose Yourself : I like Eminem more though
Adolf_Critler : lose yourself haha
Lose Yourself : ya
Mondegreen : usually if something is popular on twitter, people begin to hate it.
Mondegreen : like five seconds of summer
KoolDude1337 : like flappy bird
Pops the Weasel : usually, if something is popular period they hate it.
KoolDude1337 : hate it in anger
Mondegreen : or the jabronies or whatever they were called
Mondegreen : janoskis
Lose Yourself : Rap would be good if rappers didn't talk about F***ing hoes and smoking weed all damn time
KoolDude1337 : lol
El_Señor_Pooteone : Wolrd War 2: Episode 1 and 2 will be World vs Bronies
Lose Yourself : Half Life: Episode 3 is coming out never
KoolDude1337 : What is Half Life: Episode 3? I Have heard of Half Life 3.
Adolf_Critler : popular steam games
*DEAD* Mondegreen : hl3 will be out when the half life 3 jokes end.
KoolDude1337 : sure... lol
Mondegreen : it's like space elevators
Lose Yourself : I bet Valve has a plan that will tie hl3, p3 and possibly tf3 together
KoolDude1337 : space elevators? lol
Mondegreen : "There will be spaces elevators 50 years after everyone stops laughing"
KoolDude1337 : portal had a conclusion lose
Lose Yourself : oh yeah
Mondegreen : "Half Life 3 will be out 50 years after everyone stops the jokes."
Lose Yourself : Well Portal and Hl are actually in the same universe
*DEAD* KoolDude1337 : yeah
Mondegreen : gmod and counter strike are in the same universe.
KoolDude1337 : no they arent
Mondegreen : yes they are
Lose Yourself : TTT is in the same universe
a cup of potatoe salad : wtf is a demo doing using the pain train on ctf?
El_Señor_Pooteone : |
Mondegreen : grand theft auto and ricochet are in the same universe.
KoolDude1337 : lol ok
Mondegreen : super mario and zelda are in the same universe
Mondegreen : pacman and call of duty: ghosts are in the same universe
Lose Yourself : Mario is a commie
KoolDude1337 : ?
KoolDude1337 : lol pacman and cod? ur joking
El_Señor_Pooteone : me and you are in the same universe
*DEAD* Mondegreen : tetris and battlefield are in the same universe.
*DEAD*(TEAM) Adolf_Critler : spy in base
*DEAD* Mondegreen : bejeweled and solitare are in the same universe.
KoolDude1337 : yo mama and me are in the same universe ;3
*DEAD* Adolf_Critler : anyone wanna trade?
Lose Yourself : CoD and Justin Bieber have something in common, they are both terrible
KoolDude1337 : lol yep
Lose Yourself : And in 3014, CoD will never have a good game
Mondegreen : 3014
Pops the Weasel : by 3014 the earth will be just like mars.
KoolDude1337 : yep
Mondegreen : the first modern warfare is supposed to be a pretty good game actually.
Pops the Weasel : lifeless and dried up
Deep-sea squid : nope
a cup of potatoe salad : well said
Deep-sea squid : lies
Deep-sea squid : the sun will not imblode for thousandS of years dumbass
Mondegreen : imblode
Lose Yourself : Seriously, F*** GUGNASN
KoolDude1337 : implode*
Mondegreen : thousands of years
Pops the Weasel : and the only reason that's true is because the world is full of zealots who believe in magical men in the heavens
Mondegreen : my sides
Lose Yourself : F*** Jar Jar
Pops the Weasel : rather then science and progress
Deep-sea squid : im an athiest
*DEAD* Mondegreen : holy F*** i should be coping all this s*** down
*DEAD* Mondegreen : this is hilarous
Lose Yourself : I'm not a Athiest but everyone is so F***ing worried about heaven and hell
Mondegreen : you guys are amazing
KoolDude1337 : ty
Deep-sea squid : dumbasses
Pops the Weasel : athiest here
Deep-sea squid : xD
Deep-sea squid : just scared of the truth
Mondegreen : The guy who said that the "Sun will not imblode for thousands of years" just called someone else a dumbass.
Lose Yourself : its scientificly true
Deep-sea squid : the sun is a star
Lose Yourself : My teacher said light years are years, I told him hes a dumbass
Deep-sea squid : it will grow and then explode/implode (what ever you think)
KoolDude1337 : lol
*DEAD* Mondegreen : light years are years?
*DEAD* Pops the Weasel : light years is distance
Deep-sea squid : but earth would be fire and lava FAR before that
El_Señor_Pooteone : w
Mondegreen : "thousands of years"
Mondegreen : try millions, bud.
Lose Yourself : you gotta think about it, we have to colonize because the Earth isn't big enough to supply 40 billion Humans
KoolDude1337 : yeah it could probably supply maybe 4 billion
KoolDude1337 : idk
KoolDude1337 : lol
Mondegreen : 40 billions
Lose Yourself : but there are 7 billion people on earth
Mondegreen : what the hell are you guys talking about?
Deep-sea squid : no, id say about 8
KoolDude1337 : you
Nuclear patato : 7.5billion
Lose Yourself : colonizion of exo planets
Mondegreen : This went from Call of Duty to the sun "imbloding"
KoolDude1337 : imploding*
Lose Yourself : Also, if there are Gungans in outer space, Ima hunt them down
El_Señor_Pooteone : Mondegreen is right
Pops the Weasel : it's called, "intellectual discussion." people should do it more often instead of just talking about the weather
Mondegreen : This is anything but intellectual.
Deep-sea squid : lol
Lose Yourself : who knows Jar Jar
KoolDude1337 : you
*DEAD* Pops the Weasel : it's still better then talking about nothing.
Mondegreen : i'd rather talk about call of duty
Pops the Weasel : and believe me, cod is nothing
Pops the Weasel : i know you would, cause you don't like learning new things
Lose Yourself : if there is sentient life out in space, we have to put them to extinction
Deep-sea squid : why?
Lose Yourself : because, if we don't, they will
Deep-sea squid : oh yea
Mondegreen : they will what
Deep-sea squid : i forgot everyone wants to kill eachpther
Deep-sea squid : eachother*
Mondegreen : Does anyone else notice that a cup of potatoe salad has 140 points
Lose Yourself : Homo Sapians beat the Neanderthals
KoolDude1337 : good job potatoe
pixelatedpancake : great, we have potatoe salad...-_-
Mondegreen : over 100 more than the next highest person?
Lose Yourself : ya
KoolDude1337 : i just heard engies say telesentry coming up lol
Lose Yourself : if there is sentient life out in space, we gotta kill them all
KoolDude1337 : i swear....
*DEAD* Mondegreen : or else they'll make us play call of duty!!!!
Mondegreen : did the walrus guy leave
El_Señor_Pooteone : w
KoolDude1337 : lol idk
*DEAD* Mondegreen : nice shot
Server cvar 'nextlevel' changed to ctf_2fort
Mondegreen : i've copied down this wonderful chat
KoolDude1337 : LOLk
the "i got this game for fathers day" thing was something a popular tf2 player has said in a few videos. i thought someone would catch on but no one did