If you were a Yoshi...

[AtomicShyguy]

You have no friends, you are a cannibal now.

 

[yoshi402]

You have no friends, you are a cannibal now.

? This makes no sense at all
I could give piggy back rides more easily.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

I would win long jumping.

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

I'd throw eggs at my enemies.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

I'd paint myself black.

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

I'd paint myself white.

 

[Toblet]

I'd leave Baby Mario in the bubble.

Dorkly Bits: Yoshi Hates Mario

 

[kingweevil]

I'd become powerful and over throw Bowser and Mario.

 

[yoshi1999]

id get locked in an egg by bowser eat apples have to carry that fat Mario through 8 worlds realize that fans like me more than him and get my own series of video games

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

I would be unable to enter Big Boo's Haunt.

 

[yoshi402]

My neck would grow shorter as my life went on.

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

I would have a park.

 

[yoshi402]

I would be Yoahi.

 

[Toblet]

I'd avoid Birdo.

Dorkly Bits: Yoshi Loves Birdo

 

[Mario Sports Mix]

I would paint myself red.

 

[yoshi1999]

I'd avoid Birdo.

Dorkly Bits: Yoshi Loves Birdo

haha that was hilarious