If this is the Answer, what is the Question?

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What is Satan's favorite single digit number?

That's a very good question. The answer is... they live. Actually, the moon has become a very popular vacation spot for vampires, because there is no time you need to get up or go to sleep. In fact, the majority of astronauts are vampires; I bet you didn't know that. That's why we make all those pointless missions to space: it's for the vampires, and they reward us by giving us countless vampire spin-off stories that we can make fun of. God bless Twilight for the longest time I actually started to take vampires seriously until that movie came along. In fact, that's why the next movie is called New Moon: because they travel to it. Unfortunately they run out of oxygen and all die. At least that's my version of what happens to those untalented pr***s. But would Hollywood ever listen? They will if you threaten their children, which I have, and now I have a movie deal.
 
The incorrect way of expressing "You get a phone call from me" is?

(a) Having withstood pain to create many weapons, Archer reluctantly admits that those hands will never hold anything.
(b) Have withstood pain to create many weapons. Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
(c) 236236B [pause for 3 sec] 236236B [EMIYA starts]
(d) This is a stupid answer to a stupid question.
 
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