Grant a Wish and then Corrupt it!

[chaosshadow123]

Granted, but now back hair grows more extensively.

I wish for it to rain today.

 

[Toblet]

Granted, but it rains only one droplet of water.

I wish I had a ticket to the 2012 Olympics.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, it was for a crappy sport.

I wish I could fart da alphabet.

 

[nintendofan10039]

you can fart the alphabet, but it stinks like crazy!
I wish it was summer already.

 

[chaosshadow123]

It's summer, but you now have summer school.

I wish that I could walk in the shadows.

 

[Nintendoguy]

Granted but the some comes up and there are no more shadows.

 

[ChickenLegs]

I wish somebody to ruin my wish.  O0

 

[Toblet]

Granted, you are now stranded alone in the middle of the desert.

I wish the E3 conference was tomorrow.

 

[saxprodigee]

Granted but nothing was revealed.


I wish I could be in the Marching show.

 

[Toshirohokkaido]

Granted but aliens wearing hats come to earth and kill all humans.

I wish they didn't kill all humans.

 

[gogogogreg]

granted, they kill everything living

I wish for a Kid Icarus on the Wii U

 

[Nintendoguy]

Granted,it sucks and i mean SUCKS.

 

[Toblet]

I wish Nintendoguy would make wishes. -_-

 

[gogogogreg]

Granted, but I stop making wishes

 

[nintendofan10039]

you are now dead....I wish for a place where everyone from this site could go hang out, and play Mario games together, and have lots of fun.. and then also have snacks together(lots of snacks), and all good things come true, and it would never ever get boring...Nintendo could give us more games to play(fun ones), and we had lots of money to make all our wishes come true...Everything you and I have ever wanted.

 

[Toblet]

Granted, but the place was tragically demolished. Along with the games, snacks, money etc... :L

I wish humans never had to sleep.

 

[nintendofan10039]

Yeah humans have to sleep, but then our reaction time goes down, and we all die by getting hit by cars, and falling, and any other ways that a person can die.
I wish for more good, reliable wishes.

 

[gogogogreg]

Granted, but I do not rely on them

I wish for me not to be hungry

 

[Toblet]

Granted, you are now dead and never have to feel hunger again.

I wish radiation wasn't a danger to anyone.

 

[topper1]

Granted, but now there are more diseases in the world!

I wish for bacon!