Funny Conversations

This could be in real life, on a forum, or anywhere else. Talk about funny things that you we're talking about, since we all need to laugh sometimes. ;D

(15:35:18) HBK: http://www.​flamingcontr​oller.mariop​artylegacy.c​om/
(15:37:09) blaze: how did you make the link HBK?
(15:37:26) Wolf: LOL
(15:37:46) HBK: >_>
(15:38:00) HBK: It's simple. You copy and paste. =P
(15:38:16) blaze: oh
(15:38:21) Wolf: Oh God......
(15:38:24) Wolf: lol
 
(15:14:55) Lightning_Link: I wish I switched bodies with Maria
(15:15:12) Wolf: Caleb wants b****. ololol.
(15:15:19) Lightning_Link: yes I do





(15:55:19) Wolf: Lolmlyw
(15:55:40) Mario.: lolwolf
(15:55:57) Lightning_Link: lolmario
(15:56:09) Wolf: lolnoob
(15:56:19) (Grammar_Police): lolberry
(15:56:22) Mario.: lolsmpsf
(15:56:28) Lightning_Link: lolwtf
(15:56:38) Mario.: lolshutup
(15:56:50) Lightning_Link: lolpokemon
(15:57:00) Mario.: lolmpf
(15:57:01) (Grammar_Police): lolwut
(15:57:09) Mario.: lolque?
(15:57:28) (Grammar_Police): lolsi?
(15:57:38) Mario.: lolnani?
(15:58:05) MLYW: FREAKING ITEMS.
 
(13:12:18) Drybob123: Link, are you there?
(13:12:27) Lightning_Link: yep
(13:12:41) Drybob123: ok, because like nobody talikn
(13:12:53) Drybob123: *talkin that was a mess up
(13:13:05) Lightning_Link: lol
(13:13:11) Drybob123: I like talikn
(13:14:03) Drybob123: Where is everyone?
(13:14:21) Lightning_Link: right here
(13:14:53) Drybob123: Oh, everyone's gone?
(13:15:01) Drybob123: Cept u?
(13:15:13) Snowy620: Great, I'm stuck with you guys. 0|
(13:15:29) Wolf: Look on Who's Online
(13:15:35) Wolf: You'll see who's on...lol
(13:16:01) Lightning_Link: lol
(13:16:07) Drybob123: Woo!
(13:16:11) Drybob123: JK
(13:17:05) Drybob123: where's who's online?
 
(13:55:17) Wolf: Anyway...
(13:55:27) Wolf: Maria, why you'd cheat on me? =(
(13:55:40) (lil_mike): Because I hate you
(13:55:44) Snowy620: Because
(13:55:52) (lil_mike): I love snowy
(13:56:01) Mario.: I was messing with snowy
(13:56:01) Snowy620: I'm a hunky 16 year old with moderately long hair. :eek:
(13:56:05) (lil_mike): he has a big penis
(13:56:15) Snowy620: Wait
(13:56:19) Snowy620: That's not Maria
(13:56:21) Snowy620: Aegis. 0|
 
Wolf said:
(13:55:17) Wolf: Anyway...
(13:55:27) Wolf: Maria, why you'd cheat on me? =(
(13:55:40) (lil_mike): Because I hate you
(13:55:44) Snowy620: Because
(13:55:52) (lil_mike): I love snowy
(13:56:01) Mario.: I was messing with snowy
(13:56:01) Snowy620: I'm a hunky 16 year old with moderately long hair. :eek:
(13:56:05) (lil_mike): he has a big penis
(13:56:15) Snowy620: Wait
(13:56:19) Snowy620: That's not Maria
(13:56:21) Snowy620: Aegis. 0|

Who was that guy?
 
(14:46:24) Aegis: PPS is IM'ing me calling me a racist
(14:46:32) Wolf: lol
(14:46:34) Mario.: IM?
(14:46:37) Aegis: He also said that Cook is an embarrasmen​t to Africans everywhere
(14:46:42) Wolf: Instant Messaging
(14:46:46) Aegis: ...which doesn't make any sense
(14:46:47) Crazy_Daisy: Insstant Message
(14:46:47) Mario.: oh
(14:46:52) Wolf: Woah, did he say anything about me?
(14:47:13) Crazy_Daisy: I hope he said mean things about me
(14:47:21) Mario.: ...
(14:47:24) Wolf: You hope? lol
 
(17:50:05) Wolf: But Staryu is the best pokemon ever <3
(17:50:16) ILoveWaffles: nooo
(17:50:25) ILoveWaffles: purple staryu buttseks one better
(17:50:39) Mario.: YOU WANNA DUEL?
(17:50:43) Wolf: Excuse me? lol
(17:50:44) ILoveWaffles: water and sykik type
(17:50:54) ILoveWaffles: staryu water only
(17:51:00) Wolf: Purple Staryu buttseks?
(17:51:06) ILoveWaffles: yes
(17:51:06) Wolf: What? lol
(17:51:08) ILoveWaffles: two stary
(17:51:09) MLYW: Starmie?
(17:51:11) ILoveWaffles: on eachother
(17:51:14) ILoveWaffles: yes
(17:51:23) Wolf: What? lol
(17:51:30) Wolf: Omg, lol
(17:51:36) Mario.: THEN GET YOUR GAME ON LET'S DUEL FOR MY FIRST MOVE I PLAY POLIMERIZAT​ION COMBINING NINTENDO AND RETARD TO FORM NINTARD
(17:51:49) Wolf: That's part of it's body, that's not another Staryu =P
(17:51:55) ILoveWaffles: i have purple staryu buttseks on soulsilver
(17:52:07) Wolf: Please don't say that lol
(17:52:10) kinetic563: What are you blabbing about Maria?
(17:52:18) MLYW: A MAGNETON IS JUST 3 MAGNETMITES STUCK TOGETHER.(17:52:35) ILoveWaffles: nooo
(17:52:38) ILoveWaffles: magneton good
(17:52:48) ILoveWaffles: not weak
(17:52:58) ILoveWaffles: 4x bird resist
(17:53:16) ILoveWaffles: dugtrio three pneis udnerground
(17:53:23) Wolf: lol
(17:53:40) Wolf: Please don't be inappropria​te
(17:53:41) kinetic563: (this needs to go on "Funny Conversatio​n" topic.
(17:53:49) Wolf: Already did
 
stewiethestapler: So, if Hitler killed 40 million Jews and then, just before he comitted suicide, repented and accepted Jesus, then he would have gone to heaven?

Cascadegamer03: Geniuelly speaking, yes. If he jsut accepted Jesus RESPECTFULLY, then he could have gone to heaven.

stewiethestapler: So, God overlooks the mass slaughter of Jews, eh?

Cascadegamer03: You just don't understand.

stewiethestapler: I understand that you perceive Christianity the totally opposite of which it is originally stated.

Cascadegamer03: haha yeah ok

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH OK YEAH OK YEAH OK YEAH OK
 
Aegis said:
stewiethestapler: So, if Hitler killed 40 million Jews and then, just before he comitted suicide, repented and accepted Jesus, then he would have gone to heaven?

Cascadegamer03: Geniuelly speaking, yes. If he jsut accepted Jesus RESPECTFULLY, then he could have gone to heaven.

stewiethestapler: So, God overlooks the mass slaughter of Jews, eh?

Cascadegamer03: You just don't understand.

stewiethestapler: I understand that you perceive Christianity the totally opposite of which it is originally stated.

Cascadegamer03: haha yeah ok

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH OK YEAH OK YEAH OK YEAH OK
Im sorry, I'm a Christian and what he said made absouletly no sense. =P
 
A few days ago:

Old Man:Hey you over there hold it
Me:?
Old man:What's that you're holding?
Me:A Nintendo DS why?
Old man:Be aware young lad video games were invented to create an evil army of zombies
Me:(LOLs in the head)...
Old man:I mean it do NOT play that thing too much or you'll become a zombie too...
Me:*Leaves*
 
Pretty Cool Guy said:
It made perfect sense.

No matter what you do in life, as long as you repent and accept god right before you die, you will go to heaven.


...this would be a scary world if that were true.

Good. So I can rape little girls and right before I die, I will accept Jesus into my heart and be forgiven!
 
0:52:18) Aegis: Be careful he doesn't make a move on ya!
(10:52:25) Mario.: yeah
(10:52:55) Mario.: were both experts so this might be tough...
(10:53:07) Mario.: but that's EXACTLY what I want
(10:53:24) Mario.: gotta strategize
(10:54:28) Mario.: =p
(10:54:42) Aegis: I meant "Don't make him put the moves on you." =P
(10:55:35) Mario.: i know
(10:55:56) Mario.: that's why i need a good strategy
(10:56:40) Mario.: =p
(10:57:53) Aegis: ...Wolf's not going to be happy about this!
(10:58:01) Mario.: lol
 
(15:21:27) ILoveWaffles: hello
(15:21:38) (610722): wats up
(15:22:41) (610722): i love pancakes
(15:22:59) ILoveWaffles: you weird name
(15:24:21) dman78: I wasnt logged in
(15:24:26) dman78: thats why
(15:25:11) ILoveWaffles: ok
(15:25:22) ILoveWaffles: pancake good but waffle prefer
(15:25:45) dman78: pancake is beter
(15:26:04) dman78:
(15:29:54) Pretty_Cool_Guy: PANCAKE IS BEEEEEEEETE​R
(15:30:12) ILoveWaffles: nooooo
(15:30:46) ILoveWaffles: here we in holland we have good waffle
(15:32:27) ILoveWaffles: french toast too soft not good
(15:38:02) dman78: pancake is better
(15:38:34) dman78: i make love to pancakes everynight
(15:38:45) Wolf: wut
(15:38:49) Wolf: lol
(15:38:57) ANISAKIS: ...
(15:39:09) dman78: it feels so good
 
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