Yoshi1 said:
Agreed so much. I literally laughed when he said that. =P
Nothing fancy, just a simple I Hate You. =P
I actually compiled some of my favorite Dimentio Quotes from Super Paper Mario so here's a copy pasta.
Now we must duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!
Your blows are like miniature jackhammers wielded by tiny angry road workers!
Your nostrils, they flare out like the hood of a hissing cobra!
And so I strike, like an unseen dodgeball in an echoing gymnasium!
Let it begin with you, as you wallow in helplessness like upside-down turtles!
Ah! Once again we meet, like two angry, burly dinosaurs with terrible indigestion!
And so I arrive, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarden picnic!
…Don’t believe me? But trust, it is the tasty paste that holds civilization together!
Ah ha ha. So! At long last, you’ve come to play, like late-sleeping toddlers!
The forlorn group of heroes, how they cry! The tears flow like sad chowder!
You are like a sad, meager sack that has deflated and lost all of it’s trust! Perhaps a signed bottle of my fragrance, 'Demented by Dimentio', will sway you? People will stand in ovation whenever you enter a room!
That sucking sound is your free will being plunged from the toilet of your mind!
More... =P:
"And here I thought Mimi's idea of a perfect world was a gem-filled pool with hunky lifeguards..."
"You must be Bowser. I knew the moment I saw the flailing nubbins you call arms."
"Now remember kids: eat your vegetables to grow big!"
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Again, for dramatic effect! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA."
"So, you spit upon my offer? You have wasted my time. For that, your game ends. I think I'll start with the green one. The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy!"
"I am saying that you no longer have any value to me, so I'm ending your games. They're all yours now, Mr. L!"
And of course...
"Ciao!"
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