Obnoxious Movie Theatre People

Amatatomba

Amatatomba

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So last night me & my boyfriend decided to go see Fast Five (well, basically there was nothing else that looked decent that we haven't already seen). We end up going to the theatre in the shittier section of town because it was closer to where we ate dinner.

So we go in and its not so crowded. After the movie starts a ton of people start coming into the theatre, trying to find seats. Which was kind of annoying but whatever. I also notice at least 2 babies (young enough to be in the little carrier things still) and a couple toddlers. As soon as the movie really gets going, I swear to fucking God everyone in that theatre started talking. And it was like 90% hispanic people in there so it was all spanish. And its not just a lot of movie theatre whispering, these people are straight up talking. Then the babies start crying and the toddlers start whining. And then this really butch looking white lady who came in with a bunch of hispanic guys starts talking. And I'm pretty sure none of the guys she was with spoke english because when she talked to them she'd speak spanish. But at the screen she was speaking english. So basically this idiot was talking to herself through the entire movie. Announcing what she thought would happen next, saying "ooooohhh!" when shit happened. At one point my boyfriend started repeating all her sound effects and shit but she didn't even catch on (she was sitting right in front of us) =P

It was so ridiculous I was just laughing at points because I've never been to a theatre where that many people just talk and act like they're in their god damn living rooms. And who the hell brings an infant to the movies?

Any other tales of asshole audiences?
 
I just remember when I went to see Jurassic Park 3, there was so much people that I hadn't a seat. At least  I was young enough to sit on my dad's knee. :p I remember many people were talking but I didn't care since I just slept a few minutes later.

Another day is when I went to watch Sherlock Holmes. There was this group of girl who were laughing and talking about who knows what. They were so annoying, that a random guy just told them to stfu.
 
>Still going to the movie theater when you can just stream movies

lol
 
AegisReflector said:
>Still going to the movie theater when you can just stream movies

lol
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Cam rips are always shitty quality, especially if you want to watch it on a screen bigger than that of a laptop. So to me, its worth it because you get to see it in high definition without having to wait for the DVD rips.

I mean, I pirate the shit out of movies. But I'll also still go to the movie theatre.

[realized just now you said "stream" not download...streaming is even more laughable lol. Don't get why people do that instead of just torrenting]
 
Ama just described probably the worst movie experience ever :p

One that I can think of that not everybody experiences is when my family went to go see Night at the Museum, yea, the movie is Ben Stiller and whatever but for some reason that day was when all the medically-assisted-elderly-center had a field trip or something (don't give me that look, you know them days where you got to the mall randomly and it's full of special needs people or special needs elderly).

So it was one of those days and the entire theater was full of 'em. Which was whatever, the only problem came into play where an old person was living off them oxygen tanks sat right behind me (all the way at the top of the theater) and every 3 seconds I would hear the turn around in the tank from releasing Oxygen (or carbon whatever) to inhale the machine oxygen. To put it in text, "Chncnauuuuuuuuu-wooop"

I think I layed out this scene enough :p
 
Lately there hasn't been much worth seeing but Limitless, Source Code, Thor, & the Adjustment Bureau were all good. Might be forgetting some others too.

Only theatre experience that even comes close to the one I described was when I went to see some movie & the people behind us kept moving their feet on the back of our seats & pushing them forward. They had their legs extended & knees locked so then I just quickly jerked the chair backwards. I'm sure that felt lovely =P

Oh, and when I went to see Juno some idiot brought like a 6 year old & since there weren't enough seats sat the kid on his lap the entire time. And the kid wouldn't shut up.
 
Koops said:
Riolu said:
Koops said:
Riolu said:
This only happened once. There was this annoying guy next to me just talking about what's happening when everyone obviously knows what's going on. I was so f**king p***ed.
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I think you were watching The Last Airbender.
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It was "African Cats" (forced to watch it by parents).
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I was joking around, by the way. :p
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It's not joking if it's not funny. :p
 
Riolu said:
Koops said:
Riolu said:
Koops said:
Riolu said:
This only happened once. There was this annoying guy next to me just talking about what's happening when everyone obviously knows what's going on. I was so f**king p***ed.
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I think you were watching The Last Airbender.
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It was "African Cats" (forced to watch it by parents).
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I was joking around, by the way. :p
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It's not joking if it's not funny. :p
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I was going to say that you assumed that a person on screen giving exposition was a person in the audience, but I forgot to do that.
 
I sorta hate the fact that people bring their loud babies in the movie theater.. I know they don't have control of the babies crying, I understand that.. But I really believe that they shouldn't go to the Movie Theaters if it involves bringing their babies.. :/

Usually, I find annoying and ghetto people in the movie theater to be hilarious. DX
 
ChocoToken said:
I sorta hate the fact that people bring their loud babies in the movie theater.. I know they don't have control of the babies crying, I understand that.. But I really believe that they shouldn't go to the Movie Theaters if it involves bringing their babies.. :/

Usually, I find annoying and ghetto people in the movie theater to be hilarious. DX
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lol same here, they always seem to know when to make the timely remarks.
 
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