YOUR LEFT ELBOW JUST TURNED INTO A SHOTGUN

[Snowy620]

And just fired. how fucked up are you?

I'm missing part of my couch/chair and my entire left knee.

 

[Troll]

I'm missing my left armrest on my chair, and the plugs for my laptop charger and my pencil sharpener.

 

[Espeonvision]

I blew a hole in my bed .

 

[Amatatomba]

There's a hole in my desk.

I blew a hole in my bed .

Get 'em! 

 

[MLYW]

I blew my nose off.

 

[Snowy620]

I blew my nose off.

What was your elbow doing on your nose?

 

[Espeonvision]

I blew my nose off.

H-h-h-h-how?

 

[MLYW]

Physics.

 

[Espeonvision]

Physics.

Yours are retarded.

 

[cookieboy17]

I just shot a gatorade bottle...

 

[Salamence1011]

i blew my tongue off while trying to lick it

 

[Snowy620]

i blew my tongue off while trying to lick it

Usually, bullets/BBs go straight and don't curve.

 

[cookieboy17]

Apparently he licks his elbow while posting on a Mario Party forum.

 

[Espeonvision]

i blew my tongue off while trying to lick it

Usually, bullets/BBs go straight and don't curve.

This is Salamence we are talking about, inanimate objects often malfunction whilst Salamence is anywhere near them.

 

[Salamence1011]

Apparently he licks his elbow while posting on a Mario Party forum.

we have  a winner

 

[cookieboy17]

Apparently he licks his elbow while posting on a Mario Party forum.

we have  a winner

Wow you're  a loser.

 

[Snowy620]

i blew my tongue off while trying to lick it

Usually, bullets/BBs go straight and don't curve.

This is Salamence we are talking about, inanimate objects often malfunction whilst Salamence is anywhere near them.

Are you telling me that a light will make things dark around him?!

 

[Salamence1011]

yes that is correct

 

[Espeonvision]

i blew my tongue off while trying to lick it

Usually, bullets/BBs go straight and don't curve.

This is Salamence we are talking about, inanimate objects often malfunction whilst Salamence is anywhere near them.

Are you telling me that a light will make things dark around him?!

Highly likely.

 

[Snowy620]

i blew my tongue off while trying to lick it

Usually, bullets/BBs go straight and don't curve.

This is Salamence we are talking about, inanimate objects often malfunction whilst Salamence is anywhere near them.

Are you telling me that a light will make things dark around him?!

Highly likely.

Well, we need to kill him so he doesn't get close to Microsoft and make them good.