Endless Rock, Paper, Scissors

[waluigi48]

The first person posts something, and then the next person posts something that beats it. No impossible things like nukes or Chuck Norris or anything like that.
Example:
1. Water
2. Person, drinks water
3. Volcano, melts person

I'll start.

Rock

 

[cookieboy17]

hard

psssstt, next word starts with a p.

 

[caleb333]

Pokemon

 

[ShyGuyFan]

Master Ball, captures the pokemon.

 

[mostachedpolar]

I step on the master ball

 

[ShyGuyFan]

Toadette knocks you out somehow for crushing her master ball.

 

[8socc3r]

Auron slashes Toadette.

 

[SpiderStaryu]

I throw Auron off a mountain.

*waits for Ether's response :U*

 

[waluigi48]

You're playing the game wrong! You have to say an object that defeats it and then be able to get defeated by the next object!

 

[SpiderStaryu]

Dude, that's not what you said.

The first person posts something, and then the next person posts something that beats it.

I posted something that beated Socc3r's Auron, me, how I beat him? Throwing him off a mountain. If it's just objects, then why at the beginning you say "person drinks water"?

 

[Espeonvision]

I throw Auron off a mountain.

*waits for Ether's response :U*

Biffy Clyro 'takes a bite out of the mountain range'

 

[8socc3r]

Franz Ferdinand, deafens Biffy Clyro

 

[caleb333]

Link, stabs Ferdinand in the mouth

 

[Troll]

Mario, takes the spotlight from Link

 

[caleb333]

Peach, attracts mario so much that Mario dies  :-[

 

[Ecks Dee]

Pochahontas being a fat b*****d makes Peach die of some sort of cancer that makes you laugh.

/stupidity

 

[yoshi_7]

Tova

Tova seduces Pocahontas in a magical palace

 

[Ecks Dee]

When Smuckers gets on Tova's balls, shit happens and Tova is defeated... for some reason.

 

[waluigi48]

The Smuckers goes on my toast and I f*** it to dust.

 

[SpiderStaryu]

The Smuckers goes on my toast and I f*** it to dust.

...what. Aren't you 11?