But then the bird flew into the planet and the guy was like "aw this game stinks" and went to McDonalds, and while he was at McDonalds he got a cheeseburger, but the cheeseburger had lettuce and the guy was all "you expect me eat this?" and then the waiter's all " oh you feel like playin' that way? BRING IT ON!"
The waiter and the guy have a fight until a hobo comes up, slaps them both across the face and drags them to his ultra high-tech lair that includes a lazor, turbo cars, and non burning toasters.