The Aegis Cafe/Sexhouse

[8socc3r]

3 bottles of Smirnoff Ice.

 

[cookieboy17]

I still want a bj

 

[AegisReflector]

Get it from Wolf. I'm sure he's sellin.

 

[cookieboy17]

but i want one from you

 

[AegisReflector]

Snowy has one on reserve.

 

[cookieboy17]

am i next?

 

[AegisReflector]

You first must give me HEAD OF SENOR SEXY!

Notice there's no "the".

 

[yoshi12]

I want hot coco and a side fries made out of deep fried potatoes. Oh, and that thousand dollar bottle of whiskey.

 

[Westfield]

There's a line full of people who are waiting so they can request their food. Notice I'm 556,688,664th in line.

 

[AegisReflector]

Anyone with the name of Westfield is hereby banished from Aegisland.

 

[8socc3r]

Where's my Smirnoff Ice?

 

[AegisReflector]

You're too young. Grow some balls first.

 

[Westfield]

*5 hours later* I'm 1,000th in line.

 

[8socc3r]

All right, bu don't blame me when Old Spice Guy knocks on your door with an AK-47 in his hand.

 

[AegisReflector]

I think you guys misread me.

SOCCER AND WESTFIELD ARE BANNED FROM THE BAR KTHXBAI

 

[Westfield]

*1 year later* I'm finally... 5th... in line...

 

[AegisReflector]

Yeah, I know you're Westfield, Username.

 

[Westfield]

@Aegis I know.

Finally 1st in line. I'd like a car, an Aegis, and this restaurant.

 

[AegisReflector]

You're banned from this bar, you mother***** ***** piece of **** god f**** s***** please stop ****** with this ******** OK?

ahsjshas

 

[cookieboy17]

jesus christ dude he's 8