The Aegis Cafe/Sexhouse

Here's my order list:

Me - Goomba Nuggets (Goomba! Chicken Nuggets), a side of french fries, and a Mario Shake.
My 10 yr. old sister - No Food, Having Bowser Milk
My 13 yr. old sister - NOTHING
My Mom - Diet Yoshi Coke, Glitter
My Dad - NOTHING
My Cat - Cat Food with a side of a game of Go Fish (please find a goomba so my cat can play Old Maid with it) and Water.
 
packattack04082 said:
Here's my order list:

Me - Goomba Nuggets (Goomba! Chicken Nuggets), a side of french fries, and a Mario Shake.
My 10 yr. old sister - No Food, Having Bowser Milk
My 13 yr. old sister - NOTHING
My Mom - Diet Yoshi Coke, Glitter
My Dad - NOTHING
My Cat - Cat Food with a side of a game of Go Fish (please find a goomba so my cat can play Old Maid with it) and Water.
Thats mean.  :mad:
 
Give me my family's food or I'll call the police to shut down the Cafe for one whole week!
 
*destroies the shop*

I win! I win!

*my family's food order falls into my hands* *me runs home*

Me: Enjoy the food, guys! *prays for dinner*
 
CAFE'S CLOSED.

But the bar is open.

*CHA-CHING*

I throw a quarter in the jukebox and the bar is

PUMPIN'
 
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