Grant a Wish and then Corrupt it!

[gogogogreg]

Granted, it uses the car mode

I wish a 3D Mario Wii U

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but you could never get it.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

 

[Toblet]

Granted, you start cleaning the house every time you see a spec of dust.

I wish someone posted below me.

 

[yoshi402]

Granted, but that makes too many posts in this topic and the forum crashes.
I wish I could fly

 

[gogogogreg]

Granted, you fly into space

I wish NSMB2 would come out

 

[nintendofan10039]

NSMB2 comes out but it is not as good as you had anticipated.
I wish that everyone lived in the same time zone.

 

[topper1]

Granted, now Phileas Fogg did not complete his travel around the world in 80 days. (Watch the movie to find out what the hell I am talking about)

I wish lions were cuter!

 

[nintendofan10039]

Lions are cuter, but since they are cute no one suspects that they will kill you.
I wish politics were fun to watch.

 

[yoshi402]

Granted, but there's no more politicians.
I wish I had a cookie right now.

 

[nintendofan10039]

granted but the cookie has poop in it(I ate a cookie earlier if that helps)...LOL
I wish I had more 3DS money(for the Eshop).

 

[yoshi402]

granted, but the games are all bad.
I wish I had money to get MTO.(I do have enough but not spending it on MTO)

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but you cartridge isn't there.

I wish I had friends.

 

[gameguy1996]

Granted but you only have them for one day.

I wish there was a game like super mario bros 2 agian.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but it was never released.

I wish I had Pokemon BW2 in english.

 

[gameguy1996]

Granted but then the game breaks when you put it in.

I wish the pokemon anime was good like it use to be.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but it was all in japanese.

I wish I could think of a wish to put here.

 

[yoshi402]

Granted, but your wish is highly explosive and explodes the internet.
No more internet for anyone!
I wish I wasn't disconnected last night and miss my new record on TNFS.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but TNFS was hacked.

I wish I was famous.

 

[yoshi402]

Granted, but you befome TOO famous if you know what I mean.
I wish I could win MKS.

 

[AtomicShyguy]

Granted, but Slacker thinks its someone else.

I wish I wasn't ill now.