Author Topic: Why Peach Sucks  (Read 11052 times)

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2011, 08:35:11 PM »
What the heck are you talking about? I said it's not true that a girl has to wait for a man to save her, so Peach could save herself, Don't know where "knowing" Peach has to do with this.

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2011, 08:39:44 PM »
What the heck are you talking about? I said it's not true that a girl has to wait for a man to save her, so Peach could save herself, Don't know where "knowing" Peach has to do with this.

But does Peach ever save herself? NO.


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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2011, 08:41:56 PM »
What the heck are you talking about? I said it's not true that a girl has to wait for a man to save her, so Peach could save herself, Don't know where "knowing" Peach has to do with this.

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2011, 08:43:11 PM »
Exactly, she COULD but she DOESN'T.


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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2011, 08:44:50 PM »
Exactly, she COULD but she DOESN'T.
I know, that's the point I was making, sort of. :P

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2011, 08:47:13 PM »
I can kill Barrack Obama but I won't. But I can still do it.

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2011, 01:04:36 AM »

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2011, 01:05:57 AM »
I actually bough that game but I stopped after world 1 or so and just benched it and declared it a waste of money. idk I didn't dig the whole umbrella thing. I remember fighting Petey Pirhana and then stopping at World 2.
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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #38 on: March 23, 2011, 03:56:20 AM »
Ok, so that was one game. (Two if you count Bowser's Inside Story where she levitates Bowser out of the castle)

Still doesn't make up for the fact that she apparently does have this awesome power and yet gets kidnapped for 50+ adventures.


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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #39 on: March 23, 2011, 12:29:44 PM »
She doesn't even run away, she's just stands there like a retard. :P
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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2011, 12:53:58 PM »
She doesn't even run away, she's just stands there like a retard. :P

This is why I like Peaches more than Peach, tbh :V


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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2011, 06:27:21 PM »
I hate that Peach can kick Bowser's ass in Melee and Brawl and can't do s**t in any other Mario games.

The Smash Bros. games aren't Nintendo canon.

But, then again, so are half the Mario games. :P


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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #42 on: March 27, 2011, 05:22:41 PM »
This is why Zelda is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than Peach. Zelda actually kicks ass while Peach does nothing and allows herself to get kidnapped. How hard could it possibly be defending yourself from a turtle? This is why I'd pick Zelda over Peach any day. :P

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #43 on: March 28, 2011, 09:31:52 PM »
This is why Zelda is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than Peach. Zelda actually kicks ass while Peach does nothing and allows herself to get kidnapped. How hard could it possibly be defending yourself from a turtle? This is why I'd pick Zelda over Peach any day. :P
The turtle has spikes.
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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #44 on: March 28, 2011, 09:46:14 PM »
This is why Zelda is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better than Peach. Zelda actually kicks ass while Peach does nothing and allows herself to get kidnapped. How hard could it possibly be defending yourself from a turtle? This is why I'd pick Zelda over Peach any day. :P

How much I like Peach, this is true'er than ever. It seems like Peach just falls into a abyss and gets trapped while Zelda actually tries to fight back. Peach is trouble-proned; Zelda same but Zelda does help out instead of whining Link's name like Peach does to Mario