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Offline Captain Hobo

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2011, 08:25:55 PM »
Lol.

See really needs to do something about it. Like set a trap or try to fight.

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2011, 08:41:16 PM »
Yeah, she sucks and all that. But I guess that's the tradition. Peach could try to stand up for herself, but she's scared as heck and doesn't want to be injured, as she is a princess. Bowser is just jealous of Mario and Peach's friendship.

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2011, 10:22:01 AM »
For once, I'd wish to see Peach capping Bowser's ass and running him away from the castle. I don't see why she doesn't attempt to drive him away since Mario can't do anything useful.

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2011, 01:48:01 PM »
For once, I'd wish to see Peach capping Bowser's ass and running him away from the castle. I don't see why she doesn't attempt to drive him away since Mario can't do anything useful.
Cause she sucks.
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Offline Starlit Midnight

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2011, 10:58:02 AM »
Yeah, she sucks and all that. But I guess that's the tradition. Peach could try to stand up for herself, but she's scared as heck and doesn't want to be injured, as she is a princess. Bowser is just jealous of Mario and Peach's friendship.

Not all princesses are "prim and proper".

Look at Princess Sally.


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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2011, 11:56:49 AM »
Wolf seems to get really touchy over topics about peach.

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2011, 12:06:56 PM »
I don't like Peach but I don't really hate her. Even though she's a princess, I wish she could stand up more for herself. Didn't Peach get psychic powers in Mario and Luigi: Bowser's inside story? If so, why doesn't she just use her psychic powers to defend herself? If she was an ally in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the 7 stars, then I'm pretty sure she can defend herself.

Offline SpiderStaryu

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2011, 12:13:28 PM »
Wolf seems to get really touchy over topics about peach.
I'm a Peach fan, what do you expect? Agree that "Peach sucks"? :P

I don't like Peach but I don't really hate her. Even though she's a princess, I wish she could stand up more for herself. Didn't Peach get psychic powers in Mario and Luigi: Bowser's inside story? If so, why doesn't she just use her psychic powers to defend herself? If she was an ally in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the 7 stars, then I'm pretty sure she can defend herself.
I think Nintendo thinks that it ruins the story that Peach can defend herself. But I disagree, I really think Peach can fight, but Nintendo's just like "but she's a girl, so she has to wait for the man to save her~~~~~~~" but that's completely false.


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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2011, 02:38:36 PM »
^ Because Peach sucks.

Actually, it's probably that Nintendo believes it's not right for girls to be harmed. They are delicate, you know...like girls in real life, for that similar matter...

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2011, 02:40:18 PM »
Why Peach is good:

Why peach sucks: All of the above
↑↑↑You are nothing but a poor, destitute, desperate, hypocritical, coal-black-hearted Satanspawn who lives off of others' suffering and I am through all of this because I am better than that and you.

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2011, 02:45:24 PM »
Me: "I don't like Peach"

Wolf: " 0mG y h0w c4n u n0t liek peech sh3 is s0oO c00L *fapfapfapfap*"

Offline Starlit Midnight

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2011, 02:49:38 PM »
Actually, it's probably that Nintendo believes it's not right for girls to be harmed. They are delicate, you know...like girls in real life, for that similar matter...

Girls are blood-sucking parasites in real life.


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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2011, 04:32:14 PM »
Actually, it's probably that Nintendo believes it's not right for girls to be harmed. They are delicate, you know...like girls in real life, for that similar matter...

Girls are blood-sucking parasites in real life.
YES
↑↑↑You are nothing but a poor, destitute, desperate, hypocritical, coal-black-hearted Satanspawn who lives off of others' suffering and I am through all of this because I am better than that and you.

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2011, 09:02:31 PM »
Me: "I don't like Peach"

Wolf: " 0mG y h0w c4n u n0t liek peech sh3 is s0oO c00L *fapfapfapfap*"
omg, d00d. I saw some awesome Peach Hentai last night *drools*

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2011, 08:03:46 PM »
Wolf seems to get really touchy over topics about peach.
I'm a Peach fan, what do you expect? Agree that "Peach sucks"? :P

I don't like Peach but I don't really hate her. Even though she's a princess, I wish she could stand up more for herself. Didn't Peach get psychic powers in Mario and Luigi: Bowser's inside story? If so, why doesn't she just use her psychic powers to defend herself? If she was an ally in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the 7 stars, then I'm pretty sure she can defend herself.
I think Nintendo thinks that it ruins the story that Peach can defend herself. But I disagree, I really think Peach can fight, but Nintendo's just like "but she's a girl, so she has to wait for the man to save her~~~~~~~" but that's completely false.


Nintendo created the character, they know who Peach is not you?
rip dinosaur