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Why Peach Sucks
« on: March 19, 2011, 07:26:38 PM »
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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2011, 07:31:39 PM »
This topic wins for the title.
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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2011, 07:32:21 PM »
I woulda just gone for the topic title, or just why Daisy kicks ass, but Peach is just a s***bag.
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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2011, 07:33:54 PM »
She's blonde.

What do you expect?


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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2011, 07:34:56 PM »
Peach is just peachy~
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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2011, 07:36:59 PM »
She won't stand up for herself, unlike Daisy :P

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2011, 07:42:26 PM »
You forgot about MP3.

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Offline cookieboy17

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2011, 07:49:38 PM »
Another prime reason why Peach sucks. I remember that in the story mode I was like "oh s***!" Then Waluigi came in and beat up Bowser too and I was like "really?"

But god damn if Waluigi can take down Bowser Peach sure as hell has a chance. Oh wait, Peach sucks.
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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2011, 07:51:27 PM »
You already know what I'm going to say. :P But seriously, why not actually post reasons why Peach sucks instead of posting a video of why Bowser doesn't kidnap Daisy?

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2011, 07:52:35 PM »
You already know what I'm going to say. :P But seriously, why not actually post reasons why Peach sucks instead of posting a video of why Bowser doesn't kidnap Daisy?
Cause Peach's dumbass sitting in a cage having a conversation with Bowser is all we need.
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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2011, 07:53:41 PM »
...And due to the fact that Peach gets kidnapped like in 100+ games while Daisy only got kidnapped once...and that wasn't even from Bowser damnit.


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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2011, 07:57:14 PM »
You already know what I'm going to say. :P But seriously, why not actually post reasons why Peach sucks instead of posting a video of why Bowser doesn't kidnap Daisy?
Cause Peach's dumbass sitting in a cage having a conversation with Bowser is all we need.
Mins you this is a flash animation, not made by Nintendo. :P

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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2011, 08:07:59 PM »
You already know what I'm going to say. :P But seriously, why not actually post reasons why Peach sucks instead of posting a video of why Bowser doesn't kidnap Daisy?
Cause Peach's dumbass sitting in a cage having a conversation with Bowser is all we need.
Mins you this is a flash animation, not made by Nintendo. :P
We all know that's what she does in the games anwyays.
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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2011, 08:10:22 PM »
I thought she did other things when she was in the cage such as...



...nevermind.
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Re: Why Peach Sucks
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2011, 08:16:03 PM »
Cause living in a cage with a turtle on steroids for 80% of your lifetime is so fun.
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