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Offline Starlit Midnight

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Minecraft is stupid.
« on: January 22, 2011 »
So I played Minecraft for the first time today. I spent about 4 hours building a temple and a giant reflection pool in front of it. Then, when I tried to drain water into in the pool, my canal had a leak in it somewhere and water spilled all over the valley and flooded my masterpiece.

I then spent another hour building sponge structures to suck up the monstrous amount of water. I finally got rid of all the water and started eliminating the sponges, only to find that I must have left a water tile somewhere and my valley was re-flooded.

I hate this game.


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Re: Minecraft is stupid.
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2011 »
I love Minecraft. :(
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2011 »
I started a new world and built a much smaller temple and a much smaller pool. Then I built a cabin and decided to go through the mountain from the back of the cabin to make a secret escape.

But oh wait. I accidentally went into a depth zone that causes your trail to be bombarded by falling rocks.

HATE THIS GAME.


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Re: Minecraft is stupid.
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2011 »
It's usually better to rent the games than buy to see if you like it or hate it. You probably have should have rented it.

As for Minecraft, you just basically build stuff on your own?

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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2011 »
It's usually better to rent the games than buy to see if you like it or hate it. You probably have should have rented it.

You can't "rent" Minecraft, dude. It's for the PC.


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Re: Minecraft is stupid.
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2011 »
It's usually better to rent the games than buy to see if you like it or hate it. You probably have should have rented it.

You can't "rent" Minecraft, dude. It's for the PC.
Well, I didn't know what the system it was for, so excuse me.

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Re: Minecraft is stupid.
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2011 »
Minecraft is for 250+ IQ geniuses. How many of those are there in the world?
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Offline Starlit Midnight

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Re: Minecraft is stupid.
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2011 »
Minecraft is for 250+ IQ geniuses. How many of those are there in the world?

Obviously it's not the game for you then. ;)

Seriously, are you stupid?


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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2011 »
Built another epic pool with an underground viewing chamber. Also built a black pyramid housing the sarcophagus of Link with a Triforce monument. Then I built a huge cross on the side of a mountain. I'm getting a little bored.


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Re: Minecraft is stupid.
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2011 »
s***, why did I let my friend play my game? ;_;

I had an AWESOME cave, filled with all of my s***.

My friend though it'd be cool to take all my picks and dig down as far as he could with all of them.

I HAD TO PUNCH THROUGH SO MUCH s*** AND NOW I'M LOST.
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Re: Minecraft is stupid.
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2011 »
I HAD TO PUNCH THROUGH SO MUCH s*** AND NOW I'M LOST.

There really should be a better mapping sys-

OH WAIT A MINUTE


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Re: Minecraft is stupid.
« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2011 »
I HAD TO PUNCH THROUGH SO MUCH s*** AND NOW I'M LOST.

There really should be a better mapping sys-

OH WAIT A MINUTE
There should be a map. :(
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2011 »
I HAD TO PUNCH THROUGH SO MUCH s*** AND NOW I'M LOST.

There really should be a better mapping sys-

OH WAIT A MINUTE
There should be a map. :(

A pretty s**** one.

Please, "better" is keyword


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Re: Minecraft is stupid.
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2011 »
I HAD TO PUNCH THROUGH SO MUCH s*** AND NOW I'M LOST.

There really should be a better mapping sys-

OH WAIT A MINUTE
There should be a map. :(

A pretty s**** one.

Please, "better" is keyword
There's a map?
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Offline Starlit Midnight

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Re: Minecraft is stupid.
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2011 »
I HAD TO PUNCH THROUGH SO MUCH s*** AND NOW I'M LOST.

There really should be a better mapping sys-

OH WAIT A MINUTE
There should be a map. :(

A pretty s**** one.

Please, "better" is keyword
There's a map?

I got it when I destroyed my second fort. :P

Also, what version do you play? There's a ton I heard.