Wario decided he wanted a quality portrait of himself, so he asked Luigi to paint one for him. When Luigi finished and presented his work to Wario, Wario dropped his jaw; "This picture makes me look like a muscular, greedy antihero who spends his free time tying chumps' shoelaces together, steals their money, forces them into dangerous scenarios, and then beats them senseless afterwards." Luigi stepped back, expecting the worst, but Wario exclaimed, "I love it! Come here Luigi," then nearly crushed Luigi with a big hug and took his latest likeliness home, jubilantly.
Pretty neat story huh?