Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just read what I write
I'll tell you how I found The Super Mario Party Site
In west Paris France, born and raised
In Notre Dame was where I spent most of my days
Prayin', smitin', preachin' all cool
And setting fire to some heathen fools
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I met a gypsie and then I got scared
I told her to choose me or her pyre
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she spit in my face and told me to be on my way
I started the fire and set her ablaze
I returned the the cathedral to give God praise
Then I thought this is bad
Killing someone who meant so much to me
But then I took out her scarf and thought,
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
So just as I started, a guard walked in
He said "Minister Frollo, the hunchback is pissed"
So I told him to leave
And I packed my things
And left France with haste
So I boarded a ship, and I got out
There was a dude who looked like a rapist with his unmentionables out
I didn't want this yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to the Internet'
I came to this site about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes, smite ya later'
I looked to this forum
I was finally there
To sign up for the Super Mario Party Site.