- Don't wish for a bigger size, wish for girls who aren't size queens
- Two hands jerking off are happier than a thousand clasped in prayer
- There are no weird people, just those slighly different from you
- Nobody goes there anymore, the owner is an a-hole who is always grouchy and sells RC Cola
- If my friends all jumped off a bridge, I'd jump off a bridge too, because then I'd have no friends...
- Yesterday I decided to finally expose my real personality to my friends, but then police arrested me for public nudity
- I sell smuckers and smuckers accessories
- I'm more productive than Rosetta Stone
- Lube makes things shiny, which is good because humans are naturally attracted to shiny things
- When I decided to upgrade my package, I forgot to upgrade my pants which made things really awkward
- Speak softly and don't sneak up on people while simultaneously poking them in their kidneys
- Two hands jerking off are happier than a thousand clasped in prayer
- There are no weird people, just those slighly different from you
- Nobody goes there anymore, the owner is an a-hole who is always grouchy and sells RC Cola
- If my friends all jumped off a bridge, I'd jump off a bridge too, because then I'd have no friends...
- Yesterday I decided to finally expose my real personality to my friends, but then police arrested me for public nudity
- I sell smuckers and smuckers accessories
- I'm more productive than Rosetta Stone
- Lube makes things shiny, which is good because humans are naturally attracted to shiny things
- When I decided to upgrade my package, I forgot to upgrade my pants which made things really awkward
- Speak softly and don't sneak up on people while simultaneously poking them in their kidneys
