Come on in and have a seat. We'll be playing smooooooth jazz all day long.
So, what can I get you folks?
So, what can I get you folks?
The Aegis Cafe/Sexhouse
- Thread starter AegisReflector
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I'll have some Coffee plz.
Jesus burger.
With extra Fundamentalism.
With extra Fundamentalism.
I'll have some Horchata good sir.
I'll have some Tawaka.
@Wolf: I grounded the beans with my tennis shoes. Hope you enjoy your java!
@PCG: Unfortunately, Jesus died 2010 years ago. We have our Old Spice Guy burger though, which is just as holy.
@MLYW: Sorry, but we are under a Nazi ruling right now. You'd have to take the restaurant hostage.
@HBK: FINALLY! A reasonable man. Here's your Tawaka!
@PCG: Unfortunately, Jesus died 2010 years ago. We have our Old Spice Guy burger though, which is just as holy.
@MLYW: Sorry, but we are under a Nazi ruling right now. You'd have to take the restaurant hostage.
@HBK: FINALLY! A reasonable man. Here's your Tawaka!
I'd like a Mario Shake with a side of fries.
Request not granted due to you butchering Monty Python.
I'll have a Burger with chilly fries,a soda some ice cream for my little brothers nuggets for my sister and some coffee for my parents!
Here you go, a Booger with extra chilly fries (try to bite threw the frostbite)
One Iced Cream. (Hope you like Cool-Whip!)
Here are your sister's nuggets, just ignore the feathers and bones.
And your coffee has been grinded up by my own golf shoes. Amazing, eh?
Enjoy!
One Iced Cream. (Hope you like Cool-Whip!)
Here are your sister's nuggets, just ignore the feathers and bones.
And your coffee has been grinded up by my own golf shoes. Amazing, eh?
Enjoy!
*cleans all of her family's food*Aegis said:
*remakes chilly fries clean*
*remakes ice cream as vainlla and starwberry flavored*
*cooks nuggets and turns it into real food*
*mixes sugar,milk etc. and makes coffee*
Thanks...
If you don't like my service, fine. No refunds though!
I'll have a pie.
P.S. I can predict what will happen next.
P.S. I can predict what will happen next.
*has sex with the pie AMERICAN PIE style*
*serves*
There ya go!
*serves*
There ya go!
*Throws Pie at Aegis* Yes I HAD to do that.
Uh, Billy, AEGIS IS A GOD SHIELD.
I guess I like the taste of my own love juice.
Next order?
Next order?
Yes, can I have a triple order of "BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLs***"? Thanks. 
Can you give me some Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?