[SPOILERS] Portal Quotes

Some of my favorite quotes:

- Remember, the Aperture Science "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day" is the perfect time to have her tested.
- Unbelievable. You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!
- Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that Android Hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
- Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record. Followed by death."
 
"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal, very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

Really though, pretty much anything GLaDOS has ever said could be included in this topic.
 
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