[SPOILERS] Portal 2 Quotes

So many good quotes. Here are the ones I can think of off the top of my head.

- If the laws of physics don't apply in the future, God help you.
- How are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO.
- I feel awful about that surprise. Tell you what - let's give your parents a call right now:
"The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up."
Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company.
- The two of you have formed an excellent partnership, with one of you handling the cerebral challenges and the other ready to ponderously waddle into action should the test suddenly become an eating contest.

- As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it's perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange, you are doing very well.