Plum is missing

It was a normal day. Everything was going great and I had decided to take a walk. I walked around my block and where I thought I knew. It wasn't before long I realized I was lost. I didn't know where I was I looked all around and nothing. I kept walking hoping I would find a familiar spot. I was walking and I hear a crack. I was like "what was that?" Then it got louder and louder. I stopped and looked around them then I heard the crack again and the piece of concrete below me had cracked appart. It was falling off the bridge I was on. It finally detached and I feel about 11 10 15 feet. While I was falling my pants were caught on a rock and it ripped my pants and right off. Thankfully I was wearing a big shirt and I easily made it look like a dress by taking my belt of my ripped off pants and putting it back around my waist so my shirt wouldn't move. I think I might have passed out because it seemed to be much MUCH later in the day but I'm not sure. I had hurt my leg so I was almost limping along the road. These jerks drove and stopped their car infront of me and started hitting on me. Because I'm androgynous and the fact I wasn't wearing pants made me look like a girl. I told them I wasent interested but they didn't stop. I tried running away but they grabbed me. I thought they were going to rape me or something. I WAS SCARED! Thank goodness a cop came by. She got out of her car and walked up to the men and told them to let me go. I told her about my dilemma. She liked to say sugerbaby. She offered to drive me home and I went with her. Even though I told her I was a boy I don't think she believed me because she kept calling me she when talking to other cops on her radio thingy. I was lost so I was no help to her in finding my home. It took  about an hour till we got on a street I knew. She was called to duty and I told her I could just walk my way back. She agreed and I got out and she drove off. Unknown to me the guys had followed her this whole way. They got out of their car again and hit on me once again. I WAS PISSED at this point. I just wanted to get home and get some pants on. They were calling me girl and baby and I turned around and said "you really think I'm cute?" of course they said yes. Then I said "I have a dark secret though" they all were like "what is it" then in the deepest voice I could make I said "I'm a guy" and pulled up my shirt dress. They were all like "OH SHIT!" and got back into their car and drove off. I eventually made it back home and I walked in laid on the couch and fell asleep. When I woke up my mom told me that she was inviting a friend over. I said okay. then I went and got changed. It was later that day her friend came. Almost like 8 O'clock. He knocked on the door and my mom walked over and opened it and when I saw him I shouted and he shouted 'YOU!?" because it was the asian guy who was hitting on me earlier.



And that was my adventure for today.
 
ROFLMAO

"They were calling me girl and baby and I turned around and said "you really think I'm cute?" of course they said yes. Then I said "I have a dark secret though" they all were like "what is it" then in the deepest voice I could make I said "I'm a guy" and pulled up my shirt dress. They were all like "OH s***!" and got back into their car and drove off. "

ROFLMAO XD oh shitty shit

Then it's the same guy at the door ROFLMAO
He's gay and IDGAF, he wanted some of your ass (Not the sugar walls)
And to fall off of a bridge WTF
 
Dark Boo said:
ROFLMAO

"They were calling me girl and baby and I turned around and said "you really think I'm cute?" of course they said yes. Then I said "I have a dark secret though" they all were like "what is it" then in the deepest voice I could make I said "I'm a guy" and pulled up my shirt dress. They were all like "OH s***!" and got back into their car and drove off. "

ROFLMAO XD oh s***ty s***

Then it's the same guy at the door ROFLMAO
He's gay and IDGAF, he wanted some of your ass (Not the sugar walls)
And to fall off of a bridge WTF

I thinking he might be he tried groping me but got a swift kick to the stomach. Not sure what he felt. :/
 
★Plum★ said:
Toblet said:
You must have a very feminine voice if you spoke to them and they were still convinced you were a girl.  :p
The thing is I don't I have a deeperish teenaged boy voice. If I had a high pitched annoying homo teen boy voice I would just shoot myself.

If you had one of those high pitched voices, I'm sure one of your friends would have shot you first.  :p
What happened to the Asian guy after all these events? Did he hide away in embarrassment?  :-D
 
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