Funny Jokes,riddles,quotes,knock knock jokes, and other things

What is a funny joke you have heard. or came up with. here is one i have

Did you know if you are playing world of warcraft on a friday night. And you put ear up to the speaker, it sounds exactly like having no friends.

haha now if you play WOW i don't mean to offend you it's just a funny joke. well not really joke i dont know what you call it

Ok so what funny jokes do you know?