The bar is now co-owned by Kona, So get used to getting drugged.... Oh wait your drinking alcahol so i guess your allready getting drugged... Huh.
Conker's bar
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Conker said:
But it's alcohol-free.
Can't they read?!?!
Wait, Conker didn't give it to me yet, so I'm OK.Kona-chan said:Lakilester said:Kona-chan said:Lakilester said:I'll gladly take some red potion, whatever that is...
Congrats!
You got 5 kinds of STD's!
You dirty whore you.
Lakilester said:Wait, Conker didn't give it to me yet, so I'm OK.Kona-chan said:Lakilester said:Kona-chan said:Lakilester said:I'll gladly take some red potion, whatever that is...
Congrats!
You got 5 kinds of STD's!
You dirty whore you.
Oh, you drank it. You just don't remember.
Aegis, this is all your fault. *throws skeleton keys at you*
I'm leaving this bar, but I will come back and sue you soon enough!
I'm leaving this bar, but I will come back and sue you soon enough!
Lakilester said:Aegis, this is all your fault. *throws skeleton keys at you*
I'm leaving this bar, but I will come back and sue you soon enough!
Not so fast!
*locks door and windows*
>
You let me out now or i'll tell Conker!
Lakilester said:
You let me out now or i'll tell Conker!
Good job, Kona.
Now, BUY SOMETHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
HINT: The cure is in the menu.
WTF
Uhhhhh, I guess ill take some Chu Jelly. That must be the cure.
Uhhhhh, I guess ill take some Chu Jelly. That must be the cure.
Lakilester said:WTF
Uhhhhh, I guess ill take some Chu Jelly. That must be the cure.
Congradulations! you are cured!
.... YOU HAVE 18 NEW STDS.
I didn't get my PBR.
Which is a hipster beer, btw.
Which is a hipster beer, btw.
MattC13 said:I didn't get my PBR.
Which is a hipster beer, btw.
Here ya go!
*Gives PBR*
Don't worry, Loki is the only one getting poisoned in this bar.
...
...Y'know what, I'm going home. *opens doors and escapes to Mushroom Shop*
Lakilester said:
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...Y'know what, I'm going home. *opens doors and escapes to Mushroom Shop*
*puts a dildo sandwich under a box with a stick*
He can't resist.
I'll have some "Asylum Seekers on the Rocks." Apparently, it gets you smashed.
AGH NO!
.... Meh why not.
*Gives 12socc3r45 asylum seekers on the rocks*
.... Meh why not.
*Gives 12socc3r45 asylum seekers on the rocks*
Oh great. I gotta go clean up Wolf's mess.
*sigh*
*sigh*
Did someone say Dildo and gravy? *walks in*
cookieboy17 said:
A fried dildo baked in with our "secret" Gravy. O0
Oooh, would this secret involve vip's semen? Semen surprise? ;D